In México we don't say "Don't be an asshole", we say "No te pases de verga" which means "Don't try to be more than a dick" and I think that is beautiful.
In México we dont say "Don't worry" we say "Calmantes montes, alicantes pintos, pájaros cantantes y elefantes voladores" which means 'calm mountains, colorful alicants, singing birds and flying elephants' and think that is beautiful
In Mexico, we don't say "i spaced out", we say "se me fue el pedo", which roughly translates to "my fart abandoned me" and i think that a fart leaving the body to never return is an image that's quite sad but also quite beautiful.
In México we dont say "im so pissed off" we say "ME ESTÁ LLEVANDO LA VERGA" wich literally translates as "the dick is taking me" and i think that's beautiful.
in México we don't say "The floor is lava", we say "ACABO DE TRAPEAR HIJO DE TU CHINGADA MADRE" which literally translates as "Please watch where you step" and I think it's beautiful