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[GISTE @ggiste]

Avoid Gambling

“This is my story about aviator

2023

I lost 400,000 on aviator that I was to use to build my house ushago
After losing the money was so depressed before I could cool I lost my job as a cashier at Diamond Trust bank. There after the bank paid me 200,000 for my service all this money within 3days lost all on aviator on both betika and sportpesa

Sold my 2expensive phones redmi note 9pro and huawei y9 prime got 40k ended up losing all of it to aviator

Lost 30k I got from my Uber business all to aviator

Borrowed heavy loans from play store and lost all on aviator
Same year after losing my job sold all my expensive house items on aviator they include the following
1.43inch Samsung smart TV worth 53k
2. 23k home theater
3. 45k sofasets
4. 30k worth laptop
5. 9k curtains
6. WiFi rooters
7. Gas plus cooker plus Niko koa worth 15k
8. 20k bed plus matress
And if the was not enough sold my car lost all on aviator since ever have remained homeless broke and poor always begging

2024

Lost 1year. Salary playing aviator 250,000 working as a BOM teacher
I have not been able to pay rent and buy food

Slept outside 2weeks
Kuoga was a challenge ,kunyoa
I lost all my trusted friends because of this avaitor

I have been living in a very pathetic environment since I came to Nairobi despite working

2025
Took loan of 5k from a colleague teacher never paid yet

After being employed by TSC as an intern took a loan with mwalimu Sacco 30,000 lost all on aviator same night”

From Mwalimu

After that I was paid a salary of 31,800 by TSC lost all within a day
Finally received 8100 for kcse invigilation to wipe off my tears ended losing all same day

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

Adults stood there watching and recording videos because they want to trend. A lot of bad things happen in Kisumu kids are taught violence is the solution to all their problems.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Most people hawajui the extent to which vijana nowadays hujituma kutafuta pesa. We are staring at modern human trafficking right in our faces, but most people don’t notice.

You see on TikTok those videos of beautiful young girls dancing seductively; most don’t control the accounts. A sharp boy notices “untapped” talent uko resop anamsafisha and invests heavily in her looks, then agrees on a fee when an innocent admirer wires something.

Because many are naive na hawajui how to “soften” the hearts of desperate men before being milked dry, there is a second lady who handles WhatsApp conversations and calls na ako na experience mingi kwa uwanja.

Kazi ya kijana ni kutafuta locations za shooting videos, and after brief interactions on TikTok messages, forward the “client” to his finisher pale WhatsApp.

The mastermind controls all the communications closely na accounts pesa itaingia.

You will never know you are dealing with a fellow man until the time mtakosana kwa conversations, before ukuwe seconded kwa mrembo na akutusi na lugha deep ya jandoni ya msitu, uko sure, there is no way a woman anaweza jua. Kumbe ni Bakule wa Mulot anatafuta.

[Friia @Friia28]

One day a guy and a girl were in their bedroom fucking. All of a sudden a bumble bee comes through the bedroom window. The girls legs were wide open and the bee flew right up her pussy. She started screaming, "Oh my god, there's a bee in my pussy, there's a bee in my pussy!"

So the husband brought her to the doctor immediately. The doctor looked at it and thought said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could do whatever he needed to do to get the bee out.

The doctor said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I'm gonna pull it out and the bee should hopefully follow my penis right out of your wife's vagina.

The husband nodded and said "Ok cool".

The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor covers his dick with honey, and sticks it into the young lady's vagina.

After a few gentle strokes, the doctor says, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while he's just banging the hell out of her.

The young lady starts quivering and going "ooohhh". She's liking it and the husband starts getting a little worried and the doctor starts grabbing the lady's breasts and the husband goes,

"Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"

The doctor, still concentrating very hard on the woman goes,

"Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

[Selectormnazi @NapsDanitoh]

@Friia28 Im the doctor

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I bought this car for 45k spent 100k on it and sold it for 35 k with a warning from the traffic commandant in kabete it was never to be seen on any Kenyan road ,we have tried in this life we have tried.

[𝐆_𝐦𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Ittsalex7]

Zimetosha ama nizidi kuangusha? Msiwaste morning boner nikiwa mamae😂😂

[Selectormnazi @NapsDanitoh]

@tweetbyaltrey hello

[Altrey @tweetbyaltrey]

Looking for active mutuals say hello

[Chief.O @Chiefosis96]

Under 13,200 followers 😎🆒

Say hello 🤗

Let's follow you asap 🚶🔔

[Selectormnazi @NapsDanitoh]

@AmosTheGuru @Chiefosis96 hello

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

What is life Anyway?

Elizabeth Njoki is 21 years old. She was born and raised in Nakuru by a banker father and a businesswoman mother. Her father built a 12-bedroom mansion and owned two cars while her mother ran a boutique. Life was comfortable until she was 12, when her father was diagnosed with cancer and diabetes. He died a month later.

Two weeks after the burial, her father's two brothers showed up and kicked the family out of their own home. They took the cars and the boutique, claiming everything belonged to their late brother. The family had nowhere to go.

They were taken in by a friend of her mother for two weeks. They then moved to Naivasha where another friend helped her mother find a job to provide for the children. The children went back to school and tried to accept their new reality.

After some time, the mother fell into depression and nearly lost her mind. Together with a friend, Njoki helped take her to Mathare Hospital where she was admitted. With her mother gone, Njoki dropped out of school and started doing casual jobs to buy food for her three siblings.

Her mother eventually got better and was discharged from hospital with help from the area MCA. Despite everything, Njoki managed to score 378 marks in her KCSE and a Good Samaritan paid for her entire secondary education.

But in Form Three, her mother's condition worsened again. She started disappearing for days at a time before returning home. Without her knowledge, some men took advantage of her situation and she came back pregnant. Njoki once again had to leave school and look for casual jobs to keep the family fed. Her mother later gave birth to their fifth child.

When they could not pay rent, the landlord locked them out with all their belongings still inside. A family friend then relocated them to their rural home in Kinangop to live with their grandmother. Things stabilised for a while. The children went back to school and Njoki adapted to a life of casual work because her mother's mental health kept deteriorating.

Their grandmother died in 2024 and they were kicked out of that home too. Njoki used her savings to rent a single room and life went on.

In June last year, Njoki collapsed and was rushed to hospital by a neighbour after she was found bleeding. Doctors discovered she had fibroids in her uterus requiring urgent surgery, or the uterus would have to be removed entirely to stop the bleeding. She could not raise the 80,000 shillings needed for the operation and continued living with the daily bleeding.

She was trying to manage her own condition, care for her mentally unstable mother, provide for the younger children and pay rent all at once. It became too much. The landlord kicked them out again and a neighbour took them in.

Then in August last year, their second born son was involved in an accident and died on the spot. Njoki went to the area chief who helped organise a simple burial within two days at a public cemetery in Longonot. Only a handful of people attended. Their mother was absent.

Njoki scored a B plus in KCSE. She had the grades to build a future for herself. Instead she chose to stay behind and hold her family together. Today she lives on hope alone, trusting that God will find a way through.

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

If you see any Youtube video you want to download to device, copy the link and paste on your VLC.

A great hack.

[areaboy❼ @tevvytev]

pale tinder huwa naenda area kama karen,muthaiga,westy ama kitusuri ndio nawashe search,age limit naeka from 38-55,sema kunasa wamama!!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This forced Rosaline Alionya to go directly to her house and take a photo of her education qualifications.

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Unafanya biashara and pay the required corporate tax.
Alafu una lipa dividends to the owners of capital
KRA inaona bado umebakisha pesa
Wanataka ku tax tena
Sasa wakichukua yote utapata pesa ya ku expand business wapi na watatoa future taxes wapi?
Si watunyonge baas!

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

This Bien song came at the perfect time. It’s trending all over the world. Bien should be invited to perform at the Emirates.

[Shawrry for Plants🪴 💙 @IAmWahuKariuki]

Watu wanne wakichukuwa succulent moja moja @/300
Ama mmoja achukuwe 6@/1500 nitakuwa nimemaliza kulipa rent. 😇

Naomba mnisaidie na retweet 🙏

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

She's just a girl who deserves everything good this world could offer.❤️