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[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

water may taste like nothing,
but truly,
nothing tastes quite like water

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

when the jiujitsu teacher said to switch positions the lyric playing was “switching the positions for you” by ariana grande and we all looked at each other like :000

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

beat him to purple belt

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

someone liked this recently so i’d just like to report that i have my blue belt, idk about zuck tho

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

apparently zuck’s been doing bjj and now i can’t stop because i don’t ever want him to be better than me. if he gets his blue belt before i do i’m gonna flip

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

“you know when you put on a brand new plushy sock? that’s how i feel when i see you after a long day”

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

jeffrey demure

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

steven just called pochacco “ripoff snoopy”

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

panic! at the costco

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

man i just finished all of @kileyreid’s books and idk what to read now

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

yeah i only use https://t.co/saw3GrHxfx for complaining to brands now actually

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

@Thermos why did you put a whole pamphlet in my water bottle!!! I washed it and filled it up without looking inside and only realized when my water started tasting like ink tea

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

the way everyone on selling sunset says cassandra’s name with a british accent cause it’s how chelsea says it

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

“wait, only one in ten lightning bugs is willing to hug this guy?”

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

i think this charity sold my data to a bunch of other charities and now i’m getting transphobic fundraiser mail tf

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

every time i email a business saying hey since the order hasnt shipped can you make x changes, IMMEDIATELY a shipping label is created so they don’t have to make the changes i’m asking for :’)

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

no matter what i watch if i see jeremy allen white in it i assume it’s set in chicago

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

youtube ads with chewing sounds….why

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

deadlines are so made up

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

i was laughing at someone for saying “tape” when referring to a youtube video, but today i called a tiktok a “video” so

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

“am i a skank? am i a skunk? a skank + hunk?”

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

"this initiative still needs to be flushed out a bit" ok....🚽???

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

pls why am i seeing more and more people spell "fleshed out" as "flushed out"