I try not to post about my fitness goals/journey because I need to make it about myself but today I’m officially down 30 lbs since Christmas! 🥳 🧘♂️
Feeling better than I have the last 30 years of my life! 2 more lbs and I’ll be the lightest I’ve ever been since I was 12
80% of my texts start with “yooooo my bad!”
Because I’m a terrible texter 🙃 sorry everyone that tries to get a hold of me.
Showing up at my door with tacos is the best way to reach me
Someone just unleashed an ungodly amount of grandma smelling perfume on this plane 🤢
Some people have no plane etiquette 😪
Why did you need to do that?? Was your fart that bad? I’d rather smell that
I swore I would never become the privileged asshole that complains about this but Delta switching back and forth between Le Labo and Dial hand soap all the time is really bumming me out