daddy

It'd be more fun if you killed me, but whatever.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Another year, another number. Happy 22nd birthday to the only birthday twin I know: @itsallyzza!!!!!!!

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

I love her

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

@the_interDoug Yellow team ftw!

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

I love him so much

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

I want to go to Disney

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Dead (broke).

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

A 45 hour work week sucks. ass. Just if anyone was wondering.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Mood

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

@the_interDoug Doesn't finding a place suck

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Bitch, I'm back.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Where do I begin?

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Cheddar!

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

So I actually enjoy re-reading my tweets and laughing at the things that I thought were funny. I've grown so much as a person but I'm still me.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

It's not your job to save me.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

My mental illness is chronic, but my party tricks are iconic.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Life goes on

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

Defendant not in court, bench warrant issued, warrant quached, defendant dead.

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

@the_interDoug Oat milk is disgusting

[daddy @nativeforeigner]

I hate myself