Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus

I’m sure we all feel he exploded too young

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

Found a gem from @JimSterling 's comments section re: an offhanded comment about toxic masculinity.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Sauron tracking the Ring

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

@bagagwaa I got really angry and then realized it said 21st century.

Then I got mad again when I saw Twin Peaks The Return at 49.

[Beauty Destroyed @Myblackdiary93]

Lydia Lunch being interviewed by Nardwuar, 1996

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

@bagagwaa I love Call of the Wintermoon. It just seems like they’re having so much fun.

[Tuor Eladar @AgitpropMaster]

Zach Cregger can do anything.

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

@chiweethedog We have this section of our application which gauges what you would do in work scenarios and it’s stuff like “a customer asks for help, you…” and the answers are like HELP THEM or IGNORE THEM or SCREAM AT THEM THAT THEYRE BOTHERING YOU and man they get bad scores on it

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

finally.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

american: I lost all my money on the unregulated limitless gambling website

american government: that's not fair. you should be able to lose more money than that

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I hate being 37. Everything I do, it's like "Oh, you're a 37 year old man doing that?". Sorry, they shut down all the Elks Lodges or whatever the fuck. Let me live.

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

@FluorescentGrey Saw someone say “HE HAD TO HAVE INSTITUTIONAL SUPPORT” and absolutely no part of the story suggests that at all.

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

Everything I’ve seen about Drake and that fake goth girl has been against my will.

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

Big whoop. In America our professors live in studio apartments and go to jail for saying the word zionism out loud

[vico🍪🍃🪐 @yudovico]

listen up liberal

i'm really fucking sorry

[Lavader @Lavader_]

Unironically the funniest scene in the new Daily Wire movie

[Paul Blest @pblest]

“We had a good run with the Charlie Kirk stuff”

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

A style guide is the most HR bullshit corporate stuff imaginable and the public had to pay for a team of consultants to come up with this horseshit.

All so some 20 something Liberty grad can have a fake government job posting AI art from a government Twitter account.

[Nicolas Cage’s $80 Octopus @necronomisean]

When the DOJ became the DOW they released style guide related to the change and I think that’s the best example of the real identity of everyone in the Trump admin:

A bunch of office drone nerds playing tough guy online by doing the only thing they know how to do: post online.