Neeti Palta

comedian, screenwriter, fauji brat, doggy slave, Waiting for a God vs Murphy, unless...wait...oh crap For queries contact: [email protected]

[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

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[Joy @Joydas]

Reading about deployment of Facial Recognition System by Delhi Police at protest site to identify people with Criminal Background. It will be very funny if one is installed at Parliament Door. It will beep like an Alarm Clock without stop or snooze button

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

There seems to be more outrage on kids abusing leaders, than about leaders abusing power.

[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

Ah! The sound of rain.
“Honk! Honk! Hoooonnnkkkk! Abey signal dikhayi nahi de raha?!”

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

Am trying to locate that video, but was asked this question around Jun 25 -

“Why is mainstream media not covering you?”

And I had replied -

“By the time we are done, mainstream media would no longer be relevant.”

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

We sincerely appeal to the @DelhiPolice @CPDelhi to put its best minds into finding her son. We are all with her and very concerned.

@Cockroachisback

[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

1 + lakhs = accountability

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[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

Oho. I was really enjoying the memes.
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[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

Ab ki baar
Accountability yaar

[Madhavan Narayanan @madversity]

Get this clear on the #Cjp protest.
The protest site is an open house.. Violence by a handful of people there does not represent the mainstream that is visibly peaceful and cheerful. The CJP is a movement, not an organisation with gate keeping rights.
But the police there are part of a hierarchical state apparatus. Any attempt to equate stray acts of violence on the margins of the sit-in protest with videographed acts of pellets, lathi charge and teargas by the police are NOT equal or the same

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

When a pic says more than a 1000 words or half hour news show could. A place at Jantar Mantar where shoes/sandals of all those who lost them during the Monday protests are kept . #JantarMantar

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Asking for a friend. Does this include comedy videos?

[Siddharth @SidKeVichaar]

Visual Proof 🚨

Sandeep Lamba, Additional DCP of Delhi Police, slapped a girl in the face on camera🤯

How can a male police officer even touch a female protestor, let alone slapping her?

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

@AtishiAAP Have some shame and delete this.

[Yogendra Yadav @_YogendraYadav]

शर्म नहीं आती, ऐसा अख़बार छापते हुए?

LIES OF INDIA

#CJPProtest

[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

On the plus side, the lathi charge was secular.

[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

Wada toh kiya tha
Achhe din aayeinge
Jo nafrat ki buniyad pe aaye hain
Wo nafrat hi phailayeinge

Bachhon ka kal na dekhein
Sirf guzra kal mitaeinge
Jo nafrat ki buniyad pe aaye hain
Wo nafrat hi phailayeinge

Baba, businessmen, balatkaari
Bas inhe ye bachaeinge
Jo nafrat ki buniyad pe aaye hain
Wo nafrat hi phailayeinge

[Neeti Palta @neetipalta]

At least Nehruji ko bachhe pasand thhe.

[Dhaval singh @Dhavalsingh7]

Someone should just distribute these to everyone in the country

[Kaushik Raj @kaushikrj6]

The most interesting thing about the protest: Almost everybody I spoke to didn't even mention Abhijeet Dipke or CJP or Sonam Wangchuk. All they mentioned was paper leaks, dictatorship and democracy in danger. This protest has taken the form of a huge anti-incumbency protest.