Neo maemo

Sprite mixed with Grape Juice and Noodles. Thats All Im about...

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

The way we used to flee the lounge when a sex scene came on deserves a documentary 😂 a kiss on TV had you acting like the kitchen urgently needed supervision. Suddenly you’re standing up for no reason like you got summoned.

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

I knew I was doing well in life the moment I stopped eating polony.

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I have a friend who poops everywhere he goes — whether it’s a mall, restaurant, pub, or your house — and he can hit all of them in one day, pooping at every stop, as a way to assert dominance.

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

Manifesting to be Added to a WhatsApp Group chat called “Dominican Republic 2026”

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

The older I get, the more I value solid friendships and the blessing of growing old with the boys.

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

Y’all gotta stop saying ‘catch flights not feelings’ when it’s a 45-minute domestic flight 💀 Be serious. That slogan is for international flights with layovers, not a quick hop from OR Tambo to King Shaka. I can literally drive down and catch you in 3 hours 😭✈️

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

We all serve a purpose — you post jobs to uplift the community, I post memes to keep them sane while unemployed

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

@elonmusk Reducing trans identity to ‘propaganda against white men’ ignores decades of research showing gender dysphoria is a deeply personal experience, not a political reaction. Identity isn’t a protest—it’s about who you truly are, not who society tells you to be.

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Watching the Jussie Smollet documentary , This dudes dedication to the lie is unmatched 😂

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When I say I’m buying you food at Mcdonalds, I need you to be thinking along the lines of Nazo meals and Big Mac etc, don’t let your mind wonder over to things like Mcfeast deluxe

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

Imagine having to go home every day to a woman that cooks with brown onion soup 😭

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

Microwave boys would have been one of the biggest podcasts in South Africa right now😭

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

Date within your LSM

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May her thong have skid marks on it when she tries to cheat on me🙏🛐

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

I really can’t ignore a woman’s wig glue and edges🧐

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

That CD era in music was truly unmatched.🔥
CDs came with lyric sleeves in the back, and you could pop into Musica to preview an album before buying. Simpler times

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

This is exactly the kind of mindset that’s broken the idea of love and family in our communities.A Black man loving his wife out loud shouldn’t be seen as “obsession”We celebrate men who cheat, disappear, or stay emotionally unavailable,but drag the ones who are present and proud

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

This isn't cute, it's sad

It's not that people hate Dr Musa & Liesel's relationship

But it's because sensible people know when a man becomes obsessed with a woman, it never ends well

Men, never get to this level where your world revolves around a woman, it ends badly!!!

[Neo maemo @Neo_maemo]

Why didn’t Tyler Perry touch me 😭😭😭 we could have settled out of court for way less

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I actually trust David Ornstein more than Fabrizio Romano for transfer news

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@UnscriptedFooty Netherlands