Tattoo focused company: We think you'd be the perfect model for our tattoo associated products!
Me: Uh...is this like a jazz thing? Where like, the absence of something makes stuff more profound?
Now that I'm over 40, a fun thing to do is ask a guy if he wants to touch my fun bags. If he says yes, I swipe his finger under my eye and explain I had too much fun staying up late.
Now that I'm learning about ecommerce, I don't like people like me anymore. I enjoy putting lots of items in the cart and then closing the shopping window. It feels like I got to go shopping, but it didn't cost me anything.