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[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Somoina umingle na sisi poors uku twitter kama wale coolkids walikua wanatufuata chuom ya Keg wakishtuka vile watu wanaishi ivi.

[Mutua Matheka @truthslinger]

@Brianmbunde I called wifey at 2am to ask kama Gari by any chance niliacha home 😭😭😭

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Unaenda concert na gari, unarudi na Uber😭😭😭😭. Wueh!!! Gari mzima inapotea inabidi umeitafuta chini ya gari zingine.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Ukilipia badge ni kama akili unasunda kwenye mkundu

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal: "My English is good. I understand everything. It's just difficult for me to explain something."

[kuria @kuria254k]

At what age are we supposed to stop kupea morio keja adinyie dem

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

But a weak erection is the man’s fault.

[P. @panduleni_0]

@mosdefpluto I’m implying that men usually use money to get girls, not necessarily give them money but for a date or some… but I’m not a cheater so I don’t know how those things work💀

[HABIBTI ひ @mosdefpluto]

are you implying that if i make enough money then im allowed to cheat?

[Turner🥲 @HKebeya]

Pharmacists in public hospitals.
Go back and tell your doctor to write the date then come back.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Economy so Chieth, weekend zinapita bila kuona picha imejaa pombe na nyama with the caption 'MKO?'
Recession indicator.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Me when I need a clinical favour: "Doc niaje?" 😂😭

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

1. Lipia Badge.
2. Saka 500 verified.
3. Fikisha right impressions.
4. Invest Kwa MMF ama Sacco.
3. Chukua loan Kwa Sacco Jenga rentals.
4. Chukua loans on rentals Jenga ghorofa.
5. Chukua loan Kwa ghorofa Jenga an estate.

That's how generational wealth is created.

[EDGAR 🇰🇪 @edgarwabwire_]

I've never understood this. The moment you start dating her, she suddenly becomes sick 24/7. Can someone explain the logic behind that?

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Haka nilifinya and I don’t regret

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Wait… Matheus Nunes of Manchester City and Nuno Mendes of PSG both play for Portugal? 😭👀

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal: "After the World Cup, I won't have braces anymore!"

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

Lamine Yamal: "I don't remember much about the 2010 World Cup."