Nicole Schroeder

Gyne Social Worker/BESTCO Certified Sex Therapist. Red Lipstick. She/Her. No One is Illegal. Views are my own (unless my mom asks).

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

The fact that Ewan McGregor’s brother, Colin McGregor is a pilot in the Royal Air Force and his aviator nickname is “Obi-Two” is my new favorite bit of knowledge.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Tell me you didn’t understand the Bible without telling me you didn’t understand the Bible

[WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) @WWECreative_ish]

Over 60,000 @WWE fans are here to enjoy wrestling and then interrupt it with soccer chants #WWECastle

[Nicole Schroeder @NicoSmooth]

@shazmamithani @mynamesnotgordy Thank you so much for your time and effort!

[Nicole Schroeder @NicoSmooth]

Can’t believe I have to say this but if you disagree with a politician, you are not entitled to scream and curse at them.

[Nicole Schroeder @NicoSmooth]

@JyotiGondek Thank you for sharing. It’s awful. People are losing their humanity.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

If you chase your country’s Deputy Prime Minister onto an elevator yelling obscenities and threats at them and then walk away laughing about it you just may live in one of the world’s freest countries.

[NA ISSVD @IssvdNa]

The British vulval society and the vulval pain society has created a patient education leaflet re:how to perform self exams for those at risk of vulvar cancer https://t.co/hR72oge0Qu #hpv #cancer #OBGYNtwitter

[Nicole Schroeder @NicoSmooth]

@TaraSlone Doug must be real fun at parties.

[Amy Bell @amybp76]

I look forward to when I’m too old to be sexually harassed, yet too young to be fired because of my age. It’s gonna be one hell of a week.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The horror of being reminded that you agreed to go to a party tonight.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Right to free period products becomes law in Scotland https://t.co/MCxgKzpkwZ

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Your sexuality isn't determined by a book you read in Kindergarten. It's determined the way God intended -- by watching Labyrinth, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

Never forget that the goal of privatized healthcare is to provide profits for shareholders. Meanwhile, the goal of public healthcare is to provide healthcare for people.

Which one do you think is best suited to improve the health of Canadians?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Give them a ring"
"I've emailed"
"Be quicker to ring"
"I've sent a text as well"
"Just ring them"
"I'll send another email"

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Doug Ford seen at a press conference today demonstrating how Ontarians will remove their own tonsils once his new money-saving universal healthcare plan is in place.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

You said no to a cup of tea. You don’t know why you did that. “Nah, I’m fine, thanks,” you said. Actually, you’d really like a cup of tea. But you said no and now you have to live with it.

[Nicole Schroeder @NicoSmooth]

@DebRobertsonMD Thank you. Happy to say it ended fairly peacefully.

[Nicole Schroeder @NicoSmooth]

Can’t say I blame all the children crying in Pearson airport. I just paid 5 bucks for a bottle of water and now I’m stuck next to a guy blasting what appears to be a snuff film on his phone.

[Tweedy @marktweedy]

Conrad Black, convicted fraud artist and Trump sycophant, endorsing Pierre Poilievre tells you everything you will ever need to know who Pierre’s faux populism will really benefit.

[Tara Slone @TaraSlone]

When you wake up singing a Zit Remedy song and find yourself at an Alanis Morissette show, you KNOW you’re Gen X!