NikaK

Living the life.

[NikaK @NikaK]

"No really, mom, you look great still! You totally look like a model. Well... a model that got caught in the rain."

[NikaK @NikaK]

Mom: "Are you enjoying your candy?"
Nika: "Yes! But don't worry, you're still my sweetest treasure."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"There are so many reasons in my life to be winking at people right now."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Mom!! Did you know that in Alaska, moose go to the bar at exactly 1:30 pm? And that ninjas can use spitguns for blowholes?!" #mythbusters

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Mom, does 'pre-dynastic' mean before the dinosaurs?"

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Today was a very successful day at school. I had mozzarella sticks, got an 'A' on my math test, & programmed my robot to tip over cars."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Mom, did these old Emacs work any faster when the internet came through satellites?"

[NikaK @NikaK]

I believe that people who don't think they're weird in a good way are always weird in a bad way.

[NikaK @NikaK]

"How does one *lose* a computer?"

/thinks/

"Or more importantly, how does one *find* one?"

[NikaK @NikaK]

Mom: "Aren't they a little young to be swearing like that?"
Nika: "Welcome to New York! Where everybody curses at each other."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"She moved here from Manhattan, or somewhere else in way upper state New York."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Once I get in my pajamas, I am going to conduct a little experiment. Without explosives."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"You're more like a ninja, and I'm more like an undercover spy." --discussing differences with her friend

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Nika, you're hella adorkable." "That's not a word, mom!" "Which one?" "Hella. Duh."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Let's skip dessert, find a bottle of whiskey, and hit the hay!" -- Nika's tired

[NikaK @NikaK]

"They need to rename this "Madison /Squirrel/ Park!"

[NikaK @NikaK]

"I don't know why they spent the whole movie searching for the treasure when they could've just entered it into a GPS."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"Every good book starts with a map."

[NikaK @NikaK]

"My favorite rooms are the rooms you're in, mom."
(awwww!)

[NikaK @NikaK]

"I can't believe we don't have a TV. All the kids will think I'm lousy! That's the thing nowadays mom; people have TVs!"