bk

dawg with a blog

[kache @yacineMTB]

Amma be real with you guys. White collar careers are not the move rn

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

[bk @nikenewell]

In another life I was a marine drill sergeant

[bk @nikenewell]

cashed out my IRA so I can ball out on u bitches before I retire

[bk @nikenewell]

wake up that dawg in u

[christopher @chillcuteboy]

How is that a catch

[bk @nikenewell]

Made a joke about American chestnut trees and no one got it :/

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[molly (formerly the tickle monster) @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

problematic wake-up time gap relationship

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get

[bk @nikenewell]

Folks not getting gwalla no more..?

[bk @nikenewell]

Uber asking for a tip before you even get your shit is insane

[bk @nikenewell]

I would rather have twitter than cable tv

[bk @nikenewell]

My dealer be texting when I’m low, I think our cycles linked up

[bk @nikenewell]

Only drinking on the weekends but its Thursday… and im not working tomorrow …. so technically..

[bk @nikenewell]

You’ll see someone you know at Walmart and genuinely not see them again for nineteen years

[bk @nikenewell]

Sometimes I get up and leave them just so I don’t feel like a slave to the lens

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[bk @nikenewell]

Drinking seltzer water pretending it’s the alcoholic kind but I’m a method actor so I still want to break a table

[bk @nikenewell]

I think im worth $100 dollars an hour, maybe 110.

[bk @nikenewell]

Stop giving these 15 degree time frames. I’m showing up at 10:22