DowningStreetCat

Resident cat at 10 Downing Street. Also to inlcude tweets from the memoirs of Whitehall cats through the years

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

They can all fuck off. I'm never resigning. I let that mouse into the room to show I'm still needed

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Miaow. I think my phone has been hacked as well. The mice round here have been blackmailing me with some dodgy stories from my Blair days

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

@brumchick Went to Gideon's coiffuer

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

@Dan_Martin @LarryCameronCat @DowningStCat @Tabbylarry @Number10gov I'm the original. Check out my tweet history

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

@Mos_sy @brumchick @downingstcat @no10cat I'm the original and best. Check out my tweet history

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

@sophierussler I'm the original and the best

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

So I'm going public. They're going to claim that I'm new but that is just spin. They are taking the piss though my name isn't Larry

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Up early to cause some mischief with valentines cards. Going to make Eric pickles think he is a stud muffin

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Don't you even think about it.Can't have no fucking tabby at No.10.If he comes near he'll get a bashing. http://tinyurl.com/6ygwyqm

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Coulson goes and No. 10 starts talking sense.Didn't take me long to get them back on track. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Sorry about the economy everyone. Will go and give Georgieboy a scratch to get him to buck up his ideas

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Was a shame about Johnson going. We used to role play with me as Jess and him as Postman Pat. #scandalsthatshouldneverseethelightofday

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Sorry for the silence for so long. Coulson was a dog lover......

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Liars http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112 That rat is going to get it tho.

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

#DEMO2010 Heard that Cleggy is going to get scruffy and go and join the protest

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Err. Smelly students protesting just up the street. Would go and piss on their shoes but wouldn't make them smell any worse

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Woohoo, I've got the place to myself as David and George are off to China. Do they eats cats there? I'm going to look to eat @LDNMouse

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Saw a ginger rodent today. No it wasn't Danny, just a red squirrel in the garden. Quite irnoic really, Harman smelt of mouse droppings.

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Been playing with dc. Driving me wild with a ball of wool while he should be practicing for pmqs tomorrow

[DowningStreetCat @No10Cat]

Heard rumours of plans to burn civil servants to save energy @Final_Countdown: All 2playfor Whitehall Energy Showdown http://goo.gl/8w7j.