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when i jump out of bed i start vacuuming

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Can you please synthesize best dollar growth strategies for lottery winners who take their earning in a lump sum? Jackpot is up to 1.7b. Thanks Sheila

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What if I thought this was ChatGPT

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@JustinHerzig Ur mom

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How do I make this shit un-private

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God. It’s so good to be back on Twitter… wait it’s called WHAT now????

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Can you hit me wit a quick like if anyone still uses the Twitter machine out there

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when I ride a non-electric citibike, i feel like i’m on the flinstones

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@number1pbrfan @fuckedupfoods time to reevaluate

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@fuckedupfoods how i want my buff chicken to taste

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The plot of The Hangover Part 4 is really shaking out to be a good one

[TMZ @TMZ]

Mike Tyson seemed to lose his cool on a plane on Wednesday night ... repeatedly punching a man in the face after the guy had apparently annoyed him. https://t.co/0623EXLgmQ

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Almost blew a gasket running in Central Park when Crocodile Rock came on

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Jeff Probst is the best host of all time

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me when i found out who made the #GoldfishJingle ad

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Wee Man stole the show at WrestleMania 😂🔥

(via @WWE)

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i promise you i will never have another goldfish again #GoldfishJingle

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fuck goldfish and the #GoldfishJingle

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i was filing my taxes when billie performed, and when she said i fucking hate this city i’ve never related more

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@robyg44 absolutely not

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who misspelled “greatful” once and couldn’t admit their mistake and why did we just go along with “grateful”