Nolan Stauf

Creator & CEO of Connections™, the official social network of the United States of America.

[Connections™ @ConnectionsTM]

A message from the United States Government regarding the launch and future of Connections™: https://t.co/8856kycJEz

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

After a rough weekend and much contemplating today...

Coming Together to Connect: https://t.co/CUCOIUrCw9

2 days, folks. So much to prepare.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Gee... thanks @ConnectionsTM for having my back. Too little, too late there guys. Meeting first thing Monday morning. I'm out. Weekend + #TamarindMartini - "V" = bliss.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@Wanda102 @ConnectionsTM You need to read this: https://t.co/mFZbIzFhbI

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Hellooooo @ConnectionsTM - you’ve been busy busting my ass over my #TamarindMartini “addiction” but now we have a real issue and you’re just going to ignore it? Some PR strategy guys. Thanks. Do I need to handle this myself?

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@melee1313 @ConnectionsTM You need to read this: https://t.co/mFZbIzFhbI

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Fire away...

Official Statement from Nolan Stauf, Creator of Connections™
https://t.co/gzfzlX88Hx

#privacy #emailme

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@miaka2u The only things bewitching about her are her eyes...!

Don’t worry about what else you think you saw. Just forget all of it. Connections is all that matters. We are here. Let’s not dwell. Always looking forward folks.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Alright TMS. You know I love you... but not cool. Seriously not cool.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

I... should probably not say anything else. Hey @ConnectionsTM... you’re up. Radio silence here I come.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

What have I taught you about the utmost importance of privacy. Even I need mine guys. Come on.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@BobRaird @ConnectionsTM Oh sh— thanks for the heads up, Rob.

Hey @ConnectionsTM - are you guys asleep? Get on this.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Hah, see what I mean? Always covering my rear...

(Yeah I WAS going to say ass but I'm trying to get on PR's good side... see @ConnectionsTM? I can be good!)

[Connections™ @ConnectionsTM]

@StrangeShea13 @nolanstauf Worry not - We're back up and running now! @NolanStauf's predictably unpredictable posts always seem throw a whirlwind of activity our way. 😆

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Connecting with the Connections™ team: https://t.co/8862aNZu5H

Many, many cheers to my @ConnectionsTM PR staff for constantly worrying about my words... so I don't have to. How 'bout another round?

#TamarindMartini

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@KyleBown Fair. I respect that. I have to earn your trust. I can’t just preach being the social media savior and then go all Zuckerberg on you. Give it time.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

Just when I thought I could turn off work mode... Connections dragged me in! Not a complaint. This is my life’s work. This moment is what I’ve been waiting for. Well... this time next week at least. Then we will all be united on the platform that will change everything!

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@GreeneTomDotCom @MeredithRaiford @TheSeventhOn7 @last_scribe Put thousands of people in the same tiny room and give them all bullhorns and see what happens. That is social media today. But not tomorrow. Connections will fix all that. Soon.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@GreeneTomDotCom @MeredithRaiford @TheSeventhOn7 @last_scribe It’s all so much simpler than that. Think about it. Humans were never meant to get “updates” from everyone around the planet at all hours. It’s overload. It’s too much for us to handle. That is why social media has broken.

[Nolan Stauf @nolanstauf]

@KyleBown We have our ways, my friend. You make me sound like a politician. Far from it. You’ll see soon enough. I just ask for your trust.