We tried for 2024, but that ho Kumala got the nod over me. It’s time for a New(sum) nominee to take center stage. Gayven, this one’s for you.
$Newsum 2028
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NEW: I am calling for an independent investigation into the loss of water pressure to local fire hydrants and the reported unavailability of water supplies from the Santa Ynez Reservoir.
We need answers to ensure this does not happen again and we have every resource available to fight these catastrophic fires.
Don’t worry everyone, I have issued an executive order. All trees will wear masks to stop the spread of fire in Southern California.
You have once again been saved by the greatest Governor south of the great state of Canada (love you, JT).
$Noosum 2028
Why is it always Gabin’s fault?
Just because record homeless, the fentanyl epidemic, exorbitant taxes, DEI failures and now catastrophic wildfires occurred while I was governor does not mean it’s my fault.
$Noosum 2028
NEW: CA Governor Gavin Newsom says he is so furious at Trump for blaming him for the California fires that he won’t even respond.
Newsom, who has directed billions of gallons of water into the Pacific Ocean, fumed that Trump would blame him.
“One can't even respond to it… This guy wanted to politicize it. I, I, I, I, I have a lot of thoughts and I know what I want to say. I won't.”
Total clown. California is in flames, largely thanks to him, and he is crying that someone criticized him.
Zero shame or accountability.
NEW: CA Governor Gavin Newsom says he is so furious at Trump for blaming him for the California fires that he won’t even respond.
Newsom, who has directed billions of gallons of water into the Pacific Ocean, fumed that Trump would blame him.
“One can't even respond to it… This guy wanted to politicize it. I, I, I, I, I have a lot of thoughts and I know what I want to say. I won't.”
Total clown. California is in flames, largely thanks to him, and he is crying that someone criticized him.
Zero shame or accountability.