Clay Merritt

30. Writer. Love movies. Unofficial Intellectual. Unofficial big strong man. Former Chelsea FC fan.

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

We need to ban the word 'SLOP' because some of you are just stupid as fuck with exceptionally limited vocabulary.

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

So happy I was given a brain that can consume movies in a way where I can say I liked it or didn’t like it and move on. No over analyzing, no think pieces over something meaningless. Just straightforward

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

I think of you as lesser than if you willingly consume and enjoy AI movies

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

YOUNG WASHINGTON overperformed yesterday and made $7.6M domestically on its opening day.

It’s now on track for a $17M-$21M domestic debut, another sleeper hit from @AngelStudiosInc after SOUND OF FREEDOM and DAVID.

[Lynn Hamer @evilbluebird]

Fuck Eghbali
Fuck Finkelstein
Fuck Shields
Fuck Winstanley
Fuck Stewart
Fuck Jewell
Fuck Clearlake
Fuck BlueCo
Fuck everyone who are determined to make our club, just another team in London
We used to be better than that but we're not anymore

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

RIP Eugene Pontecorvo. You would have loved Fort Meyers.

[Channing Frampton @Channing_TV]

Landspout tornado touches down outside Target in Fort Myers. We just got this new angle of the funnel spinning debris into the air Thursday.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"I think this is a dramatic misuse of public resources. I think it's insane. I think it's a bad look." - Hasan's opinion on Taylor Swift getting married at MSG. He also thinks it's tacky. 🌚🌚

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

Cabo Verde should get an automatic entry into World Cup 2030

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

@WrestleFeatures SZ logo

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

@utdrobbo He’s a servant to agents and club hierarchy. He doesn’t strive for perfection. He follows orders like a good boy.

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

He’s got the mouth open syndrome. He’s not got long unfortunately

[New York Post @nypost]

Dick Van Dyke, 100, uses walker during rare outing with wife Arlene, 54 https://t.co/9IBarOJzLi

[Formula 1 @F1]

LEWIS HAMILTON TAKES #F1SPRINT POLE AT SILVERSTONE!! 👊

#F1 #BritishGP

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

Forza Lewis Hamilton

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

Republican politics are deeply unpopular. It's literally just Trump, who is the only popular thing about them. But people are sincerely tired of pathetic democratic leadership

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

That MAGA shit over, bruh. Lol

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

Fully convinced that people only hate Declan Rice because he’s a proper DM and these fake intellectuals can’t properly quantify what a DM does unless they spam through balls or score goals from outside the box

[Rhys @rhys_jb]

He was absolutely shite. Fucking sick and tired of every pundit rimming him for playing a few 5 yard passes

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

She’s right

[Variety @Variety]

Jodie Foster says Apple’s “F1” seemed like it “was made by AI” and written as if a computer was following “the structure that you would learn in school”:

“I don’t say this disparagingly — how could I? This movie went on to make millions of dollars. But I look at a movie like ‘F1’ and I’m like, ‘F1’ was made by AI. Wasn’t it? I mean, the structure was exactly the structure that you would learn in school. The actors say the lines exactly the way it would be written if a computer was writing exactly what would be the right thing for that time. And they were able to dominate the technology to make something big and beautiful and potentially where a lot of the information comes from other places.”

https://t.co/LZw8DKLlUb

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

Taylor Swift having the most morally ambiguous wedding of all time.

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

The answer is Wolf of Wall Street and it’s not even close

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

The answer to “What is the definitive film about America?”, at least America as it is right now, is this

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

If you’re a Chelsea fan still talking about Gallagher or Mount, you have no friends, no life, and your parents are immeasurably disappointed in how you turned out

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Pray for Conor Gallagher at Spurs. Just moved last season and now, he's in danger of being relegated to the bench by Fernandes and Tonali.

[Clay Merritt @notclaymerritt]

@toxicKibby grow up. you'll be okay

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21