Damain Allen

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@future_liz We up fam

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

Should be expecting NFL preseason type numbers

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Dana White expecting ‘Super Bowl-type numbers’ for UFC Freedom 250, which will exclusively air on Paramount+ https://t.co/zMZ0jELc2A

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

The oligarchy is gonna oligarch.

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently. https://t.co/rJKHCuDn8I

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@bkoo Half tour at least, especially if you like your place. If you own then do the whole thing.

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@notcapnamerica @HousewivesHub

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

Karma is putting belt to ass with this guy. Its spectacular to see and a true example of fucking around and finding out. No notes.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A judge said that no money raised through crowdfunding after the Dalton Eatherly (also known as Chud The Builder) shooting could be used toward his bond https://t.co/WXgZs5HdFi

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@USATODAY A lot of words just to say you dont understand comedy

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@daeclan Grim, but 100% true.

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

The Art of the Deal

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Part 1 - Trump in 2024 during the campaign when asked if he will be able to get Xi to release Jimmy Lai from prison if elected: “100% I’Il get him out. He’ll be easy to get out.”

Part 2 - Today: “I brought up Jimmy Lai. I would say the response to that was, um, not positive.”

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

Damn Karma, you fast.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Streamer ChudTheBuilder will be sentenced to 56 years in prison if he's convicted on all counts and receives the maximum penalties

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@HagmanDr @thedailybeast damn

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

The alcohol didnt make you racist, btw. That was all you.

[William H. Paul @TastyBrew1776]

Last night, I had too much to drink and said some things that don’t represent who I really am. I’m sorry and today I am seeking help for my drinking problem. @jchristenson_ @lawler4ny @reesejgorman

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@itsmarvymarv @GrantPaulsen This isnt debatable. Green won rings because he was Alfred and Curry and Thompson were Batman and Nightwing. CB is a different tier of player.

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

Is the spider okay?

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Kyle Rittenhouse said on May 6 that he was hospitalized after a venomous spider bit him. https://t.co/I8uDgGOIGS

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

lol

[Tri$tan @Tristeeno]

@jemelehill No matter how understanding of a woman you are, youd never respect your husband the same if he began therapy and talking about his depression, or anxiety, or mental struggles. Stop the charade.

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

We been knew

[The Hill @thehill]

Democrats launch probe on whether Trump pardons were ‘pay-to-play’
https://t.co/00eHwVnQHa

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@koreanjewcrypto Pretty sure thats his baby now.

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

Everyday is a new shitshow of unintended consequences followed by panicked flailing in response to whatever Trump posted on social media while he was taking a shit at 3am.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

EXCLUSIVE: Trump's abrupt U-turn on a plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz came after Saudi Arabia suspended U.S. access to its bases and airspace. https://t.co/ugxw2ilzpD

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

@MiravalPapi @solomonmissouri Yes sir.

[Damain Allen @NotDamainAllen]

Shes hoping Fox News or some deep conservative wallet scoops her up so she can be the next Tomi Lahren, Riley Gaines, etc

[Macy Gunnell @MacyGunnell]

Proud to have survived four years of U.S higher education’s liberal indoctrination ✨🎓

Came out even more Republican than I entered!! 🇺🇸🤍