carl bismark

you’re a weird motherfucker aren’t you

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@sicksadgrrl_ Sweetie TDKR is not in this photo ❤️

[carl bismark @notericforman]

post Malone be singing the grooviest, fun melody about existence and the hardships of life until he says a line like “ooooOOOHH these bitches fucckin on meeeee my diiiiiick”

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Take him to the mojo dojo casa house

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

thank you so much for making barbie

[carl bismark @notericforman]

Cigs smell bad ew

[carl bismark @notericforman]

you’re telling me I can’t drink coffee with a stomach ulcer? guess I’ll just fucking die

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@zemenemesis As a former pizza boy, can confirm

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@sicksadgrrl_ Aries are the only main character. Everyone else is wet noodle

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@sicksadgrrl_ Leo is CEO of Mattel

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@sicksadgrrl_ Leo is giving Alan

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@sicksadgrrl_ Disgusting and wrong. Everyone knows it’s Aries

[carl bismark @notericforman]

Lookin like a cop with my laptop in my passenger seat playing Spotify bc my phone is broken..

[carl bismark @notericforman]

Need it

[🌐｡ ₊°⊹ ࣪ ˖💿๋࣭ ⭑ @maybecomputer]

my mom started succession

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Happy Pride!

[m @B4TT1NS0N]

cuntometer off the fucking charts

[carl bismark @notericforman]

@zemenemesis Vanessa is a wicked, wicked lady 👎

[carl bismark @notericforman]

Marketing is like being stuck in hell with a room full of people sucking their own dicks and they all have a bazooka aimed at your head but the bazooka is loaded with soulless emails and self-assessment tests

[carl bismark @notericforman]

Going back to work for the same company who dissolved your entire department because of ChatGPT feels……bad

[carl bismark @notericforman]

Now i get to write the same articles i used to, but get this…. They want me to USE ChatGPT now and my time estimates are cut in half. So we went from “sorry guys, AI took your jobs, bye 💅” all the way to “actually here’s your job back, but you have to use AI now”