Nick Rogers

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

The opps hate me cause I’m so full of joy and whimsy

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Redzone has ads now? I can’t wait for Jahmyr Gibbs to score an 80 yard TD for my fantasy team but I don’t get to see it until they show a replay because I was watching an Ozempic commercial while it happened #RedZone

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Need this rn

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Celtics got belt to ass.
Now I gotta listen to Coldplay all night and sad masty myself 14 times

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

I want to do something one day that makes kids do a school walkout for me

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

My vape
Then the water
Then my girlfriend

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Hell yeah someone tell her to hmu 🤙🏼

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Sydney Sweeney and her fiancé have postponed their wedding after a 3-year engagement

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

@jeric_igo

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Wrestling is so boring if I wanted to watch two guys lay on top of eachother I’d look at the mirror above my bed

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Drake was prolly punching air wanting to drop kick his TV so bad

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Just overheard a bald head guy in Walmart looking for shampoo

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Lil Yachty saying “man fuck them kids bro” on the song iSpy was lit. Didn’t know him and Epstein were on the same vibe.

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

All these people my age are posting pictures of their kids and I hate it. The only time I’m happy a kid shows up on my phone are amber alerts

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

I thought LGBTQ+ was a streaming service

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Microplastics in my balls controlling my every move like ratatouille

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

McDonald’s doesn’t slap like it used to I’m disappointed in our classmates

[Nick Rogers @NotNickRogers]

Covering myself in bowling alley lane oil and punching shoulder deep holes in the dry wall

[Douglas Mcquade @DougieDoug1738]

Go pokes!