Perchance

Feminist || DAU's || I crash out about shit sports teams I support, I love tweeting song links and lyrics.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Barack and I were so honored to have @AkunyiliCrosby create our portrait for the Obama Presidential Center. Her artistic brilliance shines through — and the way she infused such life and joy into the piece is truly extraordinary. We love it, and we think everyone who visits the Center will too!

[🐾 @elsdawg]

a fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Him.

#FIFAWorldCup

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

Isak, wow!

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

When is she leaving my team please? God, we have so many assketballers.

[L ໑̣❯❯❯❯ @Lovessstylinson]

Omfg this just made me angry she literally has no excuse

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

@Rimzzzeee Tickles me everytime too, it's the magic of the world Cup.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

My brother in Christ, he's Newcastle united player, wym Manchester united target??

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

We can confirm that @ChelseaFC have contacted Manchester United target Lewis Hall.

Chelsea will need a lot of convincing to sign the Newcastle United player.

Manchester United are still leading the race to sign the player.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

???? They waived my good sis Amy Okonkwo for this?

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Sug Sutton to sign with the Wings, per @GrantAfseth.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

Omg, Curaçao scored???!

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

What???

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Real Madrid reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Marc Cucurella. 27yo left-back joins #RMFC from #CFC for €60m - €55m fixed + €5m bonuses. Spain international’s deal done at rapid speed & now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano https://t.co/Otq9CUKH6q

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

START SPREADING THE NEWS‼️

NEW YORK IS BACK ON TOP 🏆

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

OLIVIA MILES WHAT THE FUCK

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

My goodness, Lynx vs Aces was good basketball, wanted Lynx to win so bad!!

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

Olivia Miles!! Omg! This is a player.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

It's not Brazil please, this is shit.

[brasil @CBF_Futebol]

FIM DE JOGO.

🇧🇷1-1🇲🇦

⚽️ Vini Jr.

Agora é seguir trabalhando e buscar a vitória na próxima rodada da fase de grupos.

Próximo desafio: Haiti, na sexta-feira (19), às 21h30 (Brasília), na Filadélfia.

#BateNoPeito
ISSO É BRASIL! 🇧🇷

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

Well, Spurs and Knicks seem to have remembered how to get buckets, let me tune in again.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

Some people are genuinely watching Dallas Wings when real basketball is happening with Aces vs Lynx.

[Perchance @NotNowNye]

Chelsea Gray has 4 3s already? Let me tune in!