Sean Philips

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[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

@FloridianTiff Makes sense old Disney was racist as fuck

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

#dababy having #thegoldengirls as his backup singers at the #GRAMMYs was a primo statement.

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

While we need to make sure to respect and care for all of the hard working nurses and doctors tackling this pandemic, we still can’t have motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

Today, amidst the chaos and Armageddon, I had to take some time to educate my 10 year old son on the historical significance of “Deez Nuts”. We can not have the future leaders of our country thinking “Deez Nuts” is an invention of the Instagram era.

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

I love this fucking face.

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

Fuck it, let's give Twitter a shot again... This place still allows nudes (I think).

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

I never thought I'd say this, but I genuinely enjoy @TheNightlyShow more than @TheDailyShow now. #blackhostmatter

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

Enter to Win a FREE Brand New Rogue Barbell https://t.co/rcsfXXKqmA via @chalkandsteel

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

Man I would kill to be a fly on the wall at #hillary2016 campaign headquarters tonight, just to hear:

"So who knows a good bird trainer? "

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

#buttcracksforbernie #bernieinaustin #Bernie2016

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

@BernieSanders I think my wife likes you more than she likes me & I can't blame her! #BernieSanderstattoo

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

If you sing "Bernie & the bitch" to the tune of "Bennie & the Jets" while watching #DemDebate it becomes much more bearable #Bernie2016

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

#appIdea an #app that makes your music skip everytime you hit a bump. It will be called #discman

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

If my phone #autocorrects and changes "dick" to duck enough times I just type "quack" and leave it be. #autocorrectfail

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

I'll give #HillaryClinton credit. Anytime she managed to fake a smile on her #restingbitchface it is quite the accomplishment. #DemDebate

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Flashback: Hillary Clinton on universal health care in 2008
https://t.co/QCUnlrNCLe

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

In the last 5 minutes #MartinOMalley has said 2 words "great question". #DemDebate

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

#MartinOMalley "just ten seconds?" No, we just invited you because it was easier than moving the 3rd podium off the stage. #DemDebate

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

#MartinOMalley has an amazing neck mouth & once you see it, you will never be able to unsee it. It's speaks when he speaks. #DemDebate

[Sean Philips @notseanphilips]

#BernieSanders got his hair did. Shit's about to get real. #DemDebate