t.j. miller

Like a raccoon with a blueprint. Died in 2010 of an AVM. “The Crowd Sorcerer Tour”- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up.

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BRANSON BOUND!

#IYKYK

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Tattoo:

“36:22”

It’s the timestamp when Charlie finds the Golden ticket in the original
“Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”

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Thought of a cool tattoo, but probably won’t get it (i’ll get a jesus piece instead);

“36:22”

It’s the timestamp when Charlie finds the Golden ticket in the original
“Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”

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And that was after I said out loud “wow Ai has gotten out of control…”

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Share this with someone that needs it! I believe in you!

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The only thing weirder than this image is that Danny Trejo himself posted it.

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Share this with someone that needs it! I believe in you!

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@Oluwahonour01 Feels great tastes better!

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When communicating with veterinary websites over email, they should refer to their “inbox” as their “inbarks.”

I think that’s clear.

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Me:

#aiinducedmusic

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Kate:

#AiInducedmusic

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@IOHK_Charles

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Something was amiss at the bris…

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Remember when the president called him a “wet little pussy” that was so so funny

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Amazing- make it the way thru.

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@realtimemula @JacobKinge Ai

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@j10_alexander I love this

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I have studied the beastie boys more than you have listened to the Beatles.

I cannot figure out how they are so good. It’s a fucking mystery how they did what they did and do what they do.

Miraculous.

Sgt. Pepper’s lamely fart’s cub.

Ill communication to the 5 boroughs and hot sauce at Paul’s Boutique.

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This is an excellent example of a master- @jimmycarr - truly a dark comedian- being both real, kind, edgy, caring, and razor sharp. I find often the darker the comic, the kinder the heart. As you know from my cargo pants clip, I try to be the same. I love ya @jimmycarr 👩‍🦽‍➡️👼😆

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

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I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans  Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at https://t.co/iRwr05YPB6 (https://t.co/IHrSFGOVtH) @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX