t.j. miller

Like a raccoon with a blueprint. Died in 2010 of an AVM. “The Crowd Sorcerer Tour”- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Milwaukee I heard you like cheese and sausage- I’ve go both.

@ImprovMilwaukee tonight. And tomorrow. And then the Packers win. And the Vikings cry.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.

Xflier Projection Reel Rap Version https://t.co/49hTiBOTeK

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Go see “The History of Concrete” by @howtojohnwilson

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Noon EST is fast approaching.

I’ll set up the guillotine, you bring the champagne.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

@thesulk I’m beer for that.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

“As long as the red dice are in the air, the gambler has hope. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to.”
-Norm

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

There has been q lot of talk about the Middle East, Gaza, Trump and homosexuals, and I’d just like to bring your attention to THIS.

https://t.co/lx7u2OcW7c

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

i've learned over the years that people care more about consistency and transparency than having a perfect track record

i'm putting my own money behind the trades i share, so when something goes wrong, i'm taking the loss too

i'd rather own my mistakes publicly than pretend they never happened

that's how i build trust over time

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

This is my joke:

“I like my men like I like my coffee- in a cup.” ™

The flight attendant barely laughed.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Miss hanging out with my buddies @0xRodney @stevenilous & Jarred talking about the Chinese Communist Party and how much they’ve done for the Chinese people and for the global trading infrastructure.

#throwbackthursday

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

So fun getting to know how much my buddies love the CCP. #blessed

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Just hanging out with my friends singing the praises of the CCP 🇨🇳

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

I cannot even begin to say how proud I was of Michael “Heinrichtor Scale” Heinrich. It’s a testament to him and his company @0G_labs that he had the initiative and courage to get up there and do comedy for the first time.

@0G_labs - a funny company. Meditate on it. (Inside joke)

[Michael Heinrich (Ø,G) @michaelh_0g]

Yesterday was a super fun, dream come true kind of day:
Morning recording with @TheBlockCo .
Got roast coaching from @nottjmiller
Roasted @blknoiz06
Made it home to tuck my daughter into bed.

From Silicon Valley to Token 2049 to bedtime stories. I absolutely enjoyed TJ’s character Ehrlich Bachman on one of my favorite shows @SiliconHBO, so it felt surreal to be roasting together. I couldn’t be more grateful for all the coaching from TJ, I had so much fun and really enjoyed giving standup for the first time! He truly is one of the most genuine and kind people I have met. And Ansem is just brilliant, he did his first roast without any written material and totally went off the cuff. Mind blowing 🤯.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Was just thinking about that! On a dirty toilet!

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇳 China never disappoints

Just look at this self-cleaning bathroom.

Writer: Sol
https://t.co/bm5vSSpql8

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

@token2049 @blknoiz06 I believe that crypto and the blockchain space need to be funnier. This whole world is ridiculous, and thank you @token2049 for being down to have some of that here in Singapore. Self seriousness is the enemy of growth and progress.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Today at 4pm @token2049 @BingXOfficial stage-

Crypto deserves a takedown. Let’s start with @blknoiz06 …

[TOKEN2049 @token2049]

Nobody's safe.

The TOKEN2049 Roast of @blknoiz06 with actor and comedian @nottjmiller on the mic.

One hour, zero mercy, because TOKEN2049 isn't all keynotes.

Thu 8 Oct, 4 PM, BingX Labs Stage

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

I hate him.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

This guy pisses me off and draws me in every time. 14.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

The public restrooms in Singapore are cleaner than the ones in my house. And there are less Singaporean men milling around.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Been thinking about it and I just want to say: the Chinese Communist Party has overseen some truly astonishing infrastructure development.