johnny

pathological poster | double longhorn | @austinfc + @argentina

[johnny @notthechips]

whenever i get new followers bc of a political post im like ok. i hope you like two specific soccer teams

[: @sn0oozey]

I just need a fucking one dance

[johnny @notthechips]

flipturn, turnstyle, turnover. what’s going on with that

[johnny @notthechips]

@JaceYarbrough cool how being a conservative is mostly about being afraid of things looking or sounding different than they did when you were 7

[johnny @notthechips]

@nyttypos @lmcgaughy as far as we know

[johnny @notthechips]

@SwannMarcus89 yo da real no-brainer

[johnny @notthechips]

@DanCrenshawTX remember folks you can only complain about prices when democrats are in charge

[• @yipikayei7]

Mi teoría es que iniciaba sesión con FACE ID y ya no puede recuperar la cuenta

[Momzie ⁴🇿🇦🇲🇼 @Momelezi13_]

"endured" HE'S NOT THE VICTIM HERE, I AM!

[diego @diegomorals]

Que haga lo mismo pero con su música

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

This is killing me

[johnny @notthechips]

underperformance relative to expectation is not the same thing as underperformance relative to resources. you being underwhelmed is not an indictment on AES or his campaign, it’s an indictment of polling accuracy.

[Mason McCann @Mason__McCann]

You have to wonder whether Abdul's underperformance makes AOC pump the brakes on a 2028 run (especially if he does lose the general)

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

what if we were simply smart enough to take seriously that a person in a voting booth is also making a moral decision about where their tax dollars go? about whether they can accept children in Gaza dying on their dime? why that framing so hard to accept?

[johnny @notthechips]

this ad is obviously insane but i’m loving the implication that ilhan omar took a terrorism class in college to learn how to be a terrorist

[Mike Rogers @MikeRogersForMI]

You are who your friends are, and Abdul El-Sayed’s are radical leftists who hate America.

[johnny @notthechips]

@jamiedupree would have taken two nuclear bombs to stop AES. talk about a movement

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

my final thoughts on the michigan senate primaries: if the candidates and circumstances were different, the results might have been different.

i am a staff writer for the atlantic

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

wasting $32M of AIPAC’s money… welcome to the resistance, haley stevens

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

I love election nights because it’s a situation I can monitor

[johnny @notthechips]

@fuckyourudy needs to drop the social justice nonprofit speak yesterday

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

The 'woke' crowd on the internet actually convinced themselves they were performing anti-racist activism by supporting SPAIN in the World Cup final 😭😭😭

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

it be your own organs