Messy bun mama

Just a hot mess mom talking about boobs and bizarre things my kids do. They're 3 and fresh from the oven. Send help.
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[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

My nonverbal child was walking with me to get her sister and he said "this way! A bush" ♥️ He's been making leaps and bounds this past month

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

My mom is the perfect example of what not to do so if I ever hear her come out of my mouth..I know I've fucked up and need to immediately back track to correct the situation.

At least I did learn things from her lol.

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Trying to text you kid to do things differently then you is hard. I haven't unlearned things but I'm not trying to pass them on.

It's hard.

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

@Babybonnieee Yes! Great grandma and great grandpa. They were the absolute best humans I've ever had the privilege of knowing

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Me: *eating Oreos and crying*

Husband: are you ok?!?

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Telling a mom who has been replaced by her own parents that 'if Grandpa had met this new baby, he would have taken your child's special nickname and gave it to her' got me triggered as fuck. I know I'm overreacting. I just can't. So many feelings now!

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Every time I bring little dude with my to the bus stop to get his sister he ALWAYS picks her a flower.

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Someone: *says something important for the 800th time*

My brain: we don't need to know this, someone will tell us about this again.

Someone: I just told you how to do that

Me: oh

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Am I too old to find an Adderall dealer? LMAO I think it mind help

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

My friends life to tell me how cool my parents were.

Like yeah, my divorced parents liked to make sure that I knew I only mattered at their convenience and that I was unbelievable replaceable.... But yeah they want you to like them, so see your point

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

@dadmann_walking

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Ok, I don't understand how some one can say "they just know how to stand to for themselves" when the kid comes into a room and just hits kids with toys, kicks them, and throw things at others. Can anyone explain this to me? Is this normal 3yo behavior & I'm just overreacting?

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

@ChadNotChud I also have appointments, jobs and places to be but don't feel the need to aggressively drive. I'll get there. It'll be fine.

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

I need drugs to focus and make eye contact.... Ugh I probably need a doctor first

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Me: you're tired, lay down

6: I'm not

~5 minutes later~

6:*sleeping on the toilet*

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Family member: wanna hold the baby ?

My husband: no thanks *tickles tiny toes and chases our kid*

Fm: oh your husband doesn't hold babies. Must have been hard.

Me: he held his babies but hates playing pass the baby at cookouts. Now gimme that baby

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

@Sarah_Kendall Pretty sure that's hell

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

@StrayCatAgain @dadmann_walking It's because you think it's about the music and that you think it's about making an adult feel useful.

I can't explain it to you it's very clear you don't understand. In fact, you probably had this done&did this yourself. You just think it's acceptable, we know it's not

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

How do you tell your doctor that you think you have fall asthma without then thinking your crazy?

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Hubby: what do you want to eat?

Me: oh let's get @sonicdrivein

Hub: no let's get @Wendys

Me: sure

Hub: I didn't get half my order

Me: this wouldn't have happened if we went to Sonic