Just a hot mess mom talking about boobs and bizarre things my kids do. They're 3 and fresh from the oven. Send help.
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My mom is the perfect example of what not to do so if I ever hear her come out of my mouth..I know I've fucked up and need to immediately back track to correct the situation.
At least I did learn things from her lol.
Telling a mom who has been replaced by her own parents that 'if Grandpa had met this new baby, he would have taken your child's special nickname and gave it to her' got me triggered as fuck. I know I'm overreacting. I just can't. So many feelings now!
Someone: *says something important for the 800th time*
My brain: we don't need to know this, someone will tell us about this again.
Someone: I just told you how to do that
Me: oh
My friends life to tell me how cool my parents were.
Like yeah, my divorced parents liked to make sure that I knew I only mattered at their convenience and that I was unbelievable replaceable.... But yeah they want you to like them, so see your point
Ok, I don't understand how some one can say "they just know how to stand to for themselves" when the kid comes into a room and just hits kids with toys, kicks them, and throw things at others. Can anyone explain this to me? Is this normal 3yo behavior & I'm just overreacting?
Family member: wanna hold the baby ?
My husband: no thanks *tickles tiny toes and chases our kid*
Fm: oh your husband doesn't hold babies. Must have been hard.
Me: he held his babies but hates playing pass the baby at cookouts. Now gimme that baby
@StrayCatAgain@dadmann_walking It's because you think it's about the music and that you think it's about making an adult feel useful.
I can't explain it to you it's very clear you don't understand. In fact, you probably had this done&did this yourself. You just think it's acceptable, we know it's not
Hubby: what do you want to eat?
Me: oh let's get @sonicdrivein
Hub: no let's get @Wendys
Me: sure
Hub: I didn't get half my order
Me: this wouldn't have happened if we went to Sonic