Aunt BNatural

Astronaut/spy/supermodel (but let's not talk about work). I also rescue cats.-- from supervillains!

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My fav response to today's announcement from the Target CEO: "Bruce Jenner is responsible for this. He started this transgender." LOL!

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Ted Cruz's "Locust of radicalization."

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@viewfrommyoffic Hi there! Love your new avi! I missed you and the squirrels.

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@VeryHeavyUncle I think it's fun to watch those hearts blow up. It's like being in "Scanners," but with hearts instead of heads.

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#LoveIsNotEnough because they still won't let you marry your cat.

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Time to start planning your Thanksgiving menu.

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@viewfrommyoffic Oh no! It's Squirrella, come to destroy the town!

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@GenXtremist Thank you so much!

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Halloween sensitivity training.

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#YouWontGetAnyCandy because you didn't bow down before Lucy.

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If we let a crazy person buy an a-bomb and he blows up TX, then clearly it's all his fault, and we shouldn't talk about bomb control.

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So, how's your day going?

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How many bat people does it take to make an orgy? #SuperheroWordProblems

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This is me on Facebook, wanting to go back to Twitter. http://t.co/vQoRIHdh2f

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#TheStatisticsSay that 49% of babies are uglier than average, but 100% of mothers don't like it when you say this to make them feel better.

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@CasablancaRic Aw, thanks! This is why you're my favorite nephew.

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@ShutUpAmanda Thank you. It's sad to see how many people are hurt by addiction, so I thank you for sharing this hashtag.

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#AddictionTookMy cousin. He got addicted after a motorcycle accident. He's been missing since Monday, and is probably dead.

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Trump knows of a kid who became autistic after being vaccinated. I know of a guy who became an idiot after entering a casino. Cause/effect.

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#ScariestHauntedHouseWouldHave expectations of me cleaning it.