Kevin (Beauregard)

Southern pride Dixie wide. Catholic, Husband to @Baskerville2001 . SCV member.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

Remembering the time me and my brother went squirrel hunting and killed this squirrel that had unusually enormous balls, and when we cleaned it we cut them off and started throwing them at each other like a snowball fight.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@epekeina0 Theyre not so bad. I've eaten worse.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

I used to have hair like Greg Allman, it was beautiful and my wife loved it. Now I'm pushing 30 and at norwood 3

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@thecathguy Idk if this was some local belief or something but the ones I went to school with used to tell me that having dandruff makes your hair grow faster

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

My wife's Grandma once told me about the time she first saw an armadillo in the Ozarks and had no idea what it was so she asked someone to shoot it.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

try to keep this in mind today. good luck

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

Driving through Goobertown Arkansas

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

I got around to reading it. It was good, but I liked the Iliad better.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

I read the Iliad a year ago, should I finally start reading the Odyssey?

[Matt Bramanti @mattbramanti]

UPDATE: please pray for Penny, she's gotta go under the lights for jaundice

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@zissoucath The kind Ben Franklin would consider white

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

I'm starting to think I'm the only pure blood white dude in this place

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

Italian niggas hate it when you call it red sauce

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@TheFourMarks Me either

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

Probably just for lookin through

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

It's really annoying that we keep finding Roman dodecahedrons scattered across the Mediterranean and we just have literally no idea what they were used for.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@RolandGunnTN The dog track has been closed for about 4 years, its just a casino now.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@baskerville2001 You did a great job

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

One of my favorite deserts is sweet cornbread and butter.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@TheFourMarks Probably the quiet reserved autistic kind of character. Losing a large part of their culture after public schools and ww1 plays a part in this.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

Anglo-Americans and Scots-Irish are the main characters of America, Italians are like the likeable comic relief character, still figuring out where everyone else fits in.

[Kevin (Beauregard) @notsouthernpius]

@RulerofNV This is definitely true, but neither should be here.