Deez Nuts

/diz-nʌts/

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Yesterday I met with high school students on Chicago’s Southwest side who spent the summer learning to code some pretty cool apps. Michelle and I are proud to support programs that invest in local youth and we’re proud of these young people.

[Deez Nuts @nutscommadeez]

.@realDonaldTrump do you realize that if you solve the opioid crisis and no one is high, you don't have the slightest chance of reelection?👍

[Deez Nuts @nutscommadeez]

.@tedcruz can you send me some porn links? My mom blocked Bing from my macbook and my dad still has the obituary section of the newspaper.

[Deez Nuts @nutscommadeez]

@ScottBaio @chadx08 @MrsScottBaio Hey #ThanksScottBaio for the rebuttal. You really destroyed the main points of that tweet. I'm happy you still have hair #CountYourBlessings