DFarmer

D.gen. Clanker whisperer. JPG addict.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

It’s a good time to say this one last time, now that we’re all happy and the fun part begins.

I will buy and sell whatever I want whenever I want for whatever reason I see fit and I give no one any explanations: I run no paid groups and never will, I gamble my own money and will do so at will. I am also uninterested in being a community member ever again: no one gives a fuck anyways, I could disappear from here tomorrow and no one would give two fucks within a week. Maybe less. I owe you nothing.

I will talk about a lot of shit, I will never be paid for that, and not once have I ever been in the past. I even forgave very legitimate advisory gigs to be able to always bullpost and shitpost in peace.

A lot of shit will be extremely left curve, some will rug, some will do fantastic, some will be exploited, some will be generational, sometimes I’ll be plain wrong, but NOTHING I will ever say is financial advice. This is the diary of a gambler. I am having fun, and will continue to have fun within the confines of logic and decency.

What you do with that is not my problem.

At some point I will probably have a social trading account. That is clearly the future. If anything, I think people are selling themselves short right now. Especially if memestonks meta and streaming and tradfi keep merging, I can see threadguy’s idea of this becoming the future of entertainment to a virally high level very possible. It will be the only “paid” thing I’ll ever do, as it takes nothing away from others. And if I’ll ever do that, I’ll make sure to be paid well. I will be public about it and make sure it’s very clear. That’s kind of the whole point.

I tweet from the toilet most of the times, I’m the typo king, I don’t curate ever. I don’t even have monetization active. This account was a mere accident, and I kept it squeaky clean.

Make sure you do the same.

And remember, borrowed conviction never goes far. If you follow me, you will get rekt: you don’t know my size, my timeframes, exit points or full formed thesis, and even if you did, those can change in a whim. The best traders in the world adapt fast.

The one thing I always have been and always will be is honest in both wins and losses: you’re both your own best friend and worst enemy in this trading journey. Embrace that, empower yourself, take responsability and journal your progress.

Turn on your brain, do your own research, like actually fucking read and understand things deeply, find your own style: it’s the only way to level up.

Enjoy the ride as much as you can, I think there’s a nonzero chance this is the fabled bull run.

But remember to log off this time.

I know I will.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

Straight into my veins.

[fomozaurus 🦖 @fomosaurus]

You might not believe it, but there’s more than a non-zero chance a lot of people on CT hit a life-changing $VAR airdrop before Jeff announces the $HYPE S3 retroactive airdrop shortly after for the double whammy.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@_milex27 Huh?

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

Mmmm, I wanna see this shit V shape by Asylum weekend, otherwise I expect chopsville for a while - makes sense - and time to put the perps to rest for a bit and back scouting onchain. Insane week either way, we might be due some chopsolidation.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

Dear @vladtenev and @fern, considering timeline, spacing between listings, macro narratives, daily chart and more importantly my bags, this is where you list the Artificial Inu and set this place on fire.

Yours truly. Artificial monke.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@LockeBTC Facts

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

These suits where blocking crypto transactions for years 😂

One by one they’re all bending the knee…

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇪🇺 $235 billion Raiffeisen Bank International to launch crypto trading across 11 European markets.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

NEAR and ZEC bouncing HARD.

It’s clear who the leaders are right now…

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

Lil leverage flusharino on FED scares that you don’t understand and won’t matter by asylum weekend?

Sure I’ll slurp.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@heather11666 Have to

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

I’m so distant both idelogically and practically from all the drama and infighting and echo chambering on the timeline.

The scarcity mindset and vamp culture at this stage of the cycle is particularly appalling to me.

1) Robinhood and Solana will both do just fine. Different targets. Rwa tokenization is clearly the future, and both Stonk reflection model and Long pairings will be fulcrum. Fuck https://t.co/KTp1qd7Xs3. They keep selling millions of Sol dunking on your heads and promoting vamp culture, even Solana istelf is distancing and nudging towards Stonk.

For all these reasons, I DO feel like Robinhood IS an easier and more aligned playground, where you really are still incredibly early and backed by a massive company retail facing mith 30 million tttad gamblers ready to hop the chain. More innovation, more alignment, better protection and support for new products.

2) Majors are revving up their engines. I still have a big chunk of my portfolio in the same 4 coins I’ve had for the last 2 years: HYPE, ZEC, ETH and VVV. Some alt charts are pornographic. People are underestimating how high these can go in a proper bull.

3) Never underestimate how poor of a trader most are, and how broke they are too. Most if this nonsense comes from the need of handouts and under the desk deals and the fucking Elon Bucks. I don’t even have the monetization on for this account 😂

4) You’ll be wrong a lot. I know I am. All the fucking time. Who cares. I got rugged half a dozen times already last two months, on one of my favouritr things out there I got rugged twice ffs. Who cares. You are given a blessing of a market where you can swing 10 times, fail 7 for 1 and hit the other 4 for 5 to 100. Where the fuck else do you get this kind of blessing.

In the end, it boils down to: do you wanna be right or do you wanna make money?

5) read my pinned tweet again and go in peace. Stop this nonsense. It’s bad for your bags, for my bags, and for everyone’s desire to be in crypto in the first place. There’s a lot to be grateful for right now.

Go out and seize the memes of production 🫡

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@0xQuit Ah fuck, not @ProfFredrickDMA. Truly a gem of a human. I’m so sorry man.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@kernow_bull @confugen @KienNguyen_NFT Why? Doesn’t look like a rug

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

Looksrare.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@0xSofiya Are you holding or selling?

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@climbingrank Ball knower 🤝

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

Orbillions.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: BlackRock says AI compute could be tokenized in the future.

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

This is gonna be so cool 🍻

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

I mean, at this point if you’re still sidelined it’s on you…

[Solid Intel 📡 @solidintel_x]

INTEL: CFTC Chairman Selig says markets must prepare for "mass tokenization" of stocks, bonds and collateral

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

FUCK YOU. HIGHER

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

@fungibleguy_eth People still caring about that in 2026?

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

I’ve been twapping and building chonky longs on Ripple and Doge for the last two days.

For what that means on where we stand in the cycle: you’re very welcome, or I’m really sorry that happened.

We’ll know soon enough.