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Either stfu or roflyao because this is all so OMG - HaGD!

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How nice 'eh? The gas is on - just light the stove, hahahahaha
https://t.co/0YpI3hsq0P

[Mikhail Khodorkovsky @khodorkovsky_en]

by @davidhorsey, @seattletimes

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Do the people who are paying $300,- for an colon cleanse know that Taco Bell has a $4.99 super meal??? @deJongLuuk @AlemanEnBaja @TommyPuro @MetaDesignz

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You know you are in deep cheet when you go "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit"....
Time for the yellow handle buddy.....

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Today's GOP vote to oust Liz Cheney for speaking (the uncomfortable) truth shows who is in charge and where #America is going, to sad!

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Is he really?? It appears to me that would be almost a compliment for that human piece of waste..... #Loser #RuinUSA #FuckTrump #AgentOrange

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I don't know who needs to hear this but.....
if it doesn't bring you Inspiration, Income or Orgasms,
it doesn't belong in your life!

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The US Government made a tourism ad for Hawai'i, and it's surprisingly honest and informative. https://t.co/UbKDY8IZVo

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Extra for my #specialneeds friend Marcos aka #Psycho
That snippet is from @jimjefferies - The Australian comedian perfectly sums up why other countries think US gun laws are crazy

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Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling https://t.co/9Odw4Sk4kl

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That looks about right. Indeed a socxial media fight. Lot's of noise, no substance. roflmao

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Do your good deed for the day - buy a beer here.... ;)
https://t.co/T6VvhIb2hD

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5 minutes after Sra. Ingeborg said the Blueberries can be eaten..... @funroflmaoshit @NullFucksGiven @PacenoPues

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That one is hilarious as well...... https://t.co/CMwhE5W7G2

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Funny Escalator Wet Fart Prank With The Sharter Toy | Goodbye https://t.co/vObvMSCqtz

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Mexicans in #Tijuana steal razor wire of @TrumpShenanigan wall and sell for security in high-crime areas of city. #Roflmao They go"I build a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it" jejejejejejej #priceless

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Just a thumbs up for all the happy couples out there. Keep in mind there are also singles in that world! You may even encounter them this evening.
Mainly in the vicinity of bars or similar establishments selling alcoholic beverages. Be kind! ;)

[Alemán en Mexico @AlemanEnMexico]

The circle of life! Ich schmeiss' mich wech.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @PoppyAmapola @OMG_Roflmao @Bestof_Stupid

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Man photoshops himself into pictures of Kendall Jenner and it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see. Check out his stream here >>> https://t.co/UHXvhEAcFQ @Bestof_Stupid @All4Dummies @NullFucksGiven @FuckYouLounge

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.