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[Robyn Wilder! @orbyn]

I don't like talking about myself, so here are three images that describe me instead.

[Robyn Wilder! @orbyn]

I have come back onto Twitter to say something hugely important:

Isn't it LIKE SO WEIRD to see Mr Maisel making current references on Netflix's Too Much? Like, he should be wearing spatz and smoking a jazz cheroot?

I'm sure those are all period specific references. Anyway bye.

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Oh hey! I wrote about MAWAGE and GAZPACHO for @GraziaUK https://t.co/b9Z07OiVtH

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@stuheritage Oh shit this is what i get for noy being on Tiwtter. You could have SAID.

[Stuart Heritage @stuheritage]

Attack of Aunty Enchanty, the second book in my O.D.D Squad series, is out one month from now. It's very funny and @vbatignole has illustrated the goddamned balls off every page of it. Preorder it here please https://t.co/F9Y0sTx7eB

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So we're still "formerly Twitter", are we?

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Am I an empath? Well, if I'm singing along to Teenage Dirtbag, I also go "I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby" in a high falsetto, despite being female myself. So you tell me.

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I don't contribute because aside from Gozer the Gozerian, my ancient Sumerian facts are sparse.

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"... And a little river I like to call the You-phrates," Pause. "That's not the correct pronunciation, I just like saying it that way."

Nine-year-old, telling me about his class project on ANCIENT SUMER.

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@tanyachen All that and a parent. Also burnt out and on long term sick leave. But technically a full time freelance journalist.

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I can't be long, I need to OIL MY UNDER-DESK TREADMILL.

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"I mean, I like both of you."
-- my six-year-old, addressing his father and me.

[Air Mail @AirMailWeekly]

“So, you got the beard. I see that you’re trying to offset the bald a little bit,” says Larry David. @stuheritage @ProfileBooks https://t.co/SD04xITbob

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I finally finished the Chocolate Bailey's, everyone.

[Robyn Wilder! @orbyn]

If you haven't heard from me for a while, it's because I've discovered Chocolate Bailey's.

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I only came back here to beg @mulaney to give Richard Kind a chair #everybodysinla

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Oh look, Twitter's still here.

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@hansmollman Super unhygienic in a kitchen environment

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@K878765257 W....what

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If you haven't heard from me for a while, it's because I've discovered Chocolate Bailey's.

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God imagine paying for Twitter

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STOP SLUT SHAMING ME STUART

[Stuart Heritage @stuheritage]

I don't know why that ad is pushing the Sorry Can't Horses Buy apparel so hard, when the website it links to contains so much gold