Charles O'Rourke

“Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner.” —Benjamin Franklin

[Charles O'Rourke @orourke]

@lunasparkUs “I didn’t know the circus was in town!”

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

Dude, what are you in for?

*raises sleeve to show tattoo of pineapple & protractor*

[Nels Anderson @Nelsormensch]

So if you liked Firewatch, this is a nice quick morning read: https://t.co/LU9C9EmSwS

[Jacob @j4cob]

US gov has such chutzpah. 2013: caught with hand in all the cookie jars. 2016: tall shelves should be illegal

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

Calvin is the perfect Millennial. He would be in his late 20's now.

[Charles O'Rourke @orourke]

@MST3K I Accuse My Parents.

[Dan Moren isn’t here @dmoren]

What is even happening anymore?

[Dan Moren isn’t here @dmoren]

Really looking forward to all of the presidential candidates making idiots of themselves over this encryption issue.

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

During the Yom Kippur War 1973, Henry Kissinger tells Brent Scowcroft that the President is “loaded”:

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Viewer: I'm offended by a joke you made.
Me: So?
Viewer: You gonna apologise?
Me: No.
Viewer: Then I won't watch you again.
Me: Correct

[Charles O'Rourke @orourke]

“Alright! My drinkin’ arm’s healed!” #BringBackMST3K

[MST3k a Day @mst3kaday]

Today's experiment is #BringBackMST3k: The Final Countdown!

Keep Circulating the URL! https://t.co/O7nMimeteT

https://t.co/PAXlckcpGV

[Charles O'Rourke @orourke]

“You trespassed on Charlton Heston’s place.” #BringBackMST3K

[Charles O'Rourke @orourke]

“In fact, no one should watch any of these scenes.” #BringBackMST3K