Obi

Make Life take the lemons back!

[⭐️Starling⭐️🚅🚉🏳️‍🌈🔆🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🚀🛰️ @Starl3ng814]

cities skylines 2 had to remove landlords to get rid of the high rent problem lmao

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@0xNathanGould Salt. Definitely lots of salt.

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@carsandbids For a brief moment I thought @alanisnking was doing the unthinkable. *whew*

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@cooperlund Not doing IT anymore?

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@Riley_Bruce

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@Riley_Bruce I fake stall my car in simracing, still fun. /shrug

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@IanColdwater 4 years into homeownership and 100% agree.

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@Riley_Bruce

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@OhDagEmily Can't DM but I'd join!

[Jamu Kakar @jkakar]

The idea that a JIRA ticket should have so much information in it that anyone can pick it up, do the task, and verify acceptance criteria is asinine. So much effort to avoid talking to each other. My mind boggles at this stuff.

[Obi @ObiObermeyer]

@GuyDealership Those are just the kinds of titles the Youtube algo likes.

[Clara Sia @seriouslyclara]

All HR training I've ever taken:

- Detected as malicious software
- 74 iframes at once
- Unskippable tutorial on how to click
- British accent
- 6 different forms of navigating
- Image map pixel hunting
- Gaslighting multiple choice questions
- Inexplicable hair

[PolyMars @PolyMarsYT]

programmers, i think our jobs are safe for now

[William Lindeke @BillLindeke]

"For less than a penny on the dollar, we could have a core network of Metro Transit lines that come every five to 10 minutes, run on clean electricity, and provide service as fast as car trips." https://t.co/l8JhM9q1kP

[club hathaway @NtiAning]

larry, i’m on ducktales

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

“Pre-Floyd” is a disgusting term. It shouldn’t be used.