My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
I’ve been all over the United States and seen SO MANY coffee shops with horrendous names and absolutely nothing is better than one attached to a church I saw called He Brews.
I love Peabo Bryson and tweeted about him pretty regularly. He followed me way back and it’s so funny that he put up with all of my insane tweets and me adding him to random DM rooms over the years. I’ll miss you king.
@katiewampus_ The fact that he was so cool to me, a guy in a grindcore band who tweets diarrhea jokes just goes to show what a sweet guy he was. Absolute golden voiced legend
Tubi is like this Fish and Chips place near my house that I barely ever go to. Every time I go there I think “this is great. I should come here more often” but I don’t.
Doing song parodies under the name Weirder Al. Im exactly like Weird Al but I ONLY parody Tom Petty songs and ONLY make them about diarrhea. So far instead of I Won’t Back down i have I Squirt That Brown and instead of Mary Jane’s Last Dance I have Mary Jane’s Ruined Pants.