octopus/caveman

cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

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@tdavis234 Whoa that’s a great name lol

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I’ve been all over the United States and seen SO MANY coffee shops with horrendous names and absolutely nothing is better than one attached to a church I saw called He Brews.

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@XanderGalbraith Damn that’s so good

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@danasvah Such a sweet and positive soul. Just a truly wonderful man.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I love Peabo Bryson and tweeted about him pretty regularly. He followed me way back and it’s so funny that he put up with all of my insane tweets and me adding him to random DM rooms over the years. I’ll miss you king.

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@EllenYChang Well I don’t love that he’s gone

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@katiewampus_ The fact that he was so cool to me, a guy in a grindcore band who tweets diarrhea jokes just goes to show what a sweet guy he was. Absolute golden voiced legend

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@11MyJam I also apologized to him just as many times 😂

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@11MyJam @damintoell DM rooms were not his thing so he’d usually just dip out or say hey thanks but this isn’t for me and go

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@damintoell All the time lol

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@genuine_rp He was so sweet and supportive and I cannot believe he put up with almost a decade of my diarrhea tweets. 😂😭

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

@VigilantFox Smoker here and I can tell you from experience I got Covid numerous times and it was really bad a few of those times.

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@Tubi Nah Tubi you’re great. I’ll definitely be back more often.

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Tubi is like this Fish and Chips place near my house that I barely ever go to. Every time I go there I think “this is great. I should come here more often” but I don’t.

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@oedipaloctopus @ItsAndyRyan My comment has absolutely nothing to do with the actual book bud. Who is the dumbass now

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

invented a new kind of factory farming where the animal suffers even more . we are using ai also

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@FightingForDem7 @ItsAndyRyan Different guy

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@dudeminister I think tweets like this are why honestly

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Doing song parodies under the name Weirder Al. Im exactly like Weird Al but I ONLY parody Tom Petty songs and ONLY make them about diarrhea. So far instead of I Won’t Back down i have I Squirt That Brown and instead of Mary Jane’s Last Dance I have Mary Jane’s Ruined Pants.

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@darcydeardarcy Hell yes

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@WhackMorris There we go!

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@bear9457398558 @autogynefiles THANK YOU