Machine Goon Kelly

100% Pure, malicious f*ggot. 100% educated human. 1000% bad at math. “Equality is our demand. Action is our answer.” (He/Him/His) MAGAts are disgusting.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@RealDeanCain @BigApeBooks

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@jackassworld @realjknoxville @JasperDolphin @steveo @dangerehren @ParamountPics

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@steveo Need this in Cincinnati OH

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@JoeSantagato Yet another tour that skips KY/Cincinnati completely.

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@xaliuqs_mcg You brought $600 worth of vapes (and said you weren’t even going to use them) and then wasted the tickets because you were mad you couldn’t bring the vapes you said you weren’t going to use? Why bring them if you weren’t going to use them?

You’re both dumb and a liar.

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@MeghanMcCain It’s not worth anything because you’re a fucking idiot.

[Gray Harden🦇💪 @GrayHarden77]

The irony of Snyder Cultists hating on Corenswet's light hearted portrayal of Superman when Henry Cavill has said multiple times that's the version of Superman he always wanted to be.

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

She really said something in that most recent interview about “if you don’t like it, oh well,” and this song proves she’s no longer making music for herself or her fans. She’s really lost the plot of what we loved about @taylorswift13.

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

thoughts on this song?

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

Can’t wait for @taylorswift13 to finally grow a backbone when the MAGA money runs out and say this, then sue Olivia for having the nerve to say something SLIGHTLY similar, but not copied.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Rodrigo recalls being disturbed by seeing ICE using her music on socials:

“It was so deeply disturbing to see that propaganda, and the fact it was my song in there made me feel even more enraged. What they’re doing is so awful and barbaric and cruel. I am really sad to be in a country that thinks that’s OK.”

(https://t.co/AreEpzaNYh)

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@trixiemattel KIM CHI! WE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS!

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

Just for clarification’s sake, I’d still fuck @HunterBiden but he’s unfortunately straight. And being straight during pride month? Tragic.

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

Young @JoeBiden and young @HunterBiden. This is why the Trump family really hates them. Yes, it's that petty. We're dealing with narcissists, not rocket scientists.

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

I agree

[Variety @Variety]

Sharon Stone and Keke Palmer joke about taking away men’s rights:

"People want to take [women's rights] away from us again. Would we tell men, 'We'd like to take away your healthcare? First of all, we're taking the Viagra. All of their hairline stuff. Cut it out. I don’t know if I’m into them driving.'"

Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: https://t.co/BHk9j8x5ox

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@opalitwes She changed the lighting and lost her hair straightener?

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@stawpthattrain Literally all you have to say if it’s true is “no AI was used in the making of this film.”

Stop the spin and just get straight to the point.

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@adammshankman Was generative AI used AT ALL in the film, yes or no? It’s that simple.

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@liamzee_122981 @OT5Dailys The question wasn’t about Zayn. It was about One Direction. He has said nice things about Zayn when the question was about him.

As for Liam, yes he did, when he would talk about them solo. Not about 1D.

The hairs don’t need to be split because they’re in two different wigs.

[Machine Goon Kelly @OddModdity]

@liamzee_122981 @OT5Dailys Because he is not a member anymore.

He may be part of history, but he’s not part of One Direction anymore. No one is asking about Latoya or Latavia or Farrah for a Destiny’s Child reunion because THEY ARE NOT PART OF THE GROUP ANYMORE!

Stop being deliberately obtuse.