* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
❛ you can’t be a 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺
neighborhood 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙢𝙖𝙣
if there’s no
⠀( * 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 ) . . ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[ ﹡ׁ    𝚛𝑖͜𝐭ℯ𝗌 ᵒᶠ  ﹐𝑰𝐑𝒪𝑵  .ᐟ @lrcnmann]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
⠀⠀⠀ 𝒃𝐥𝗼𝗼𝐝𝄒𝒔 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 ♰𝄒 𝖺𝗅𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗒
⠀⠀⠀ ⎯⎯⎯ ❛ ⁽  𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗒 𝒔𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ̫ ✽

⠀⠀⠀ ﹠． 𝑡his nigh𝘵͜ ha᥉࣪ ᭡﹟
opened my eyes ⺌ ー ⠀𝗅．
ᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠ

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

/ someone help him ehdjdjf

[ash⋆˙⟡ @scxrbus]

in case anyone was wondering, this was the inside of peter's fridge😭

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

because they won’t let me live it down !

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

What’s the big deal?! So you’re obsessed with me, so what??? Everyone SHOULD know.

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

i hate my life

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

no ❤️‍🔥

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

kill me

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Simping for the world to see. I’m proud of you.

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

@alloysavvy ( mouth full of leftover chinese , he turns over his shoulder to meet his eyes with a comically enlarged look of his own . )

“ 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑏 . ”

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

scavenging through @alloysavvy’s fridge

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

oh and that i missed you

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

uhm i may have said that i thought you looked pretty today on that one broadcast ? 🥲

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

what was it though

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

put me out of my misery i can’t take it anymore

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

i accidentally texted the avengers group chat something i meant to send to you

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

?

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

where are all the supervillains when you need them am i right

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

i long for death

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

breaks in through @goneguts’ window in full suited attire .

“ ready to get your ass handed to you
in mario kart ? ”

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

well i’ve made it plenty of times . it’s a broke household staple since the ingredients are all so cheap . me and may and ben used to do this all the time together .

( helping himself to the four’s ingredient cabinet , he grabs down a big bag of flour and yeast . )

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

( Maybe this is what Johnny wanted all along. Maybe he’s the real mastermind. Or maybe he’s just kinda dumb. Either way he stands aside when Peter steps in. )

Sorry I’ve never felt the need to make pizza dough from scratch before!

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

‘ 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑦 ’ ?

( he parrots dumbfounded , blinking at his boyfriend in disbelief . he comes forward , hip - checking the blonde to stand in front of the cupboard instead . )

i can do better than this . you’ve been demoted to 𝑚𝑦 sous chef .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Okay. Pizzas.

( Staring blankly into a cupboard. )

How do you make pizza dough. Flour probably.

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

homemade pizzas !

i can stretch the dough . grate cheese .
it’ll be easy .

( and if it’s not , well —— at least they were in the fantastic four kitchen ! )

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

This is gonna be a disaster.

( Ruffling his boyfriend’s curls with a grin. )

Alright doll, what do you wanna eat? We might have to get groceries.

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

( the look is quickly transformed into a radiant grin . he knows how to work him . )

can we do it now then ? please ?
i’ll be your sous chef .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

( Peter KNOWS how he feels about the kicked spider puppy look. Almost falls to his damn knees. )

Later, now, whatever you want.

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

later ? ( an exaggerated frown )

why not now ? i’m starving .

( kicked puppy (( spider ? )) look activated . )

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

You’ve had a busy day, huh? Can I make you dinner later?

[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

don’t worry , i came back and did it after i got the purse back .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

I actually think rescuing that guy’s drone was way more important.

( obviously kidding. )