Offensive Poems

If you get offended, im doing it right. Purely for humor. No need to fight. Read through my poems, it wont be a drag. If you dont like my shit, unfollow me fag.

[Shit Fat Girls Say @ShtFatGirlsSay]

I'm a solid 4 but in Walmart I'm a 10.

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Thank you Lord for these noodles I'm about to eat.

Ramen.

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Nobody cares,
What you have to say.
Because when you're a faggot,
Your opinion is gay.

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Roses are black
Violets are black
Sugar is black
Hellen Keller said that.

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Hickory Dickory Dock,
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest,
On some hooker's chest,
And paddled her face with my cock.

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Blowing coke is not a joke.
It's dangerous and bad.
Unless you do it with your grandma,
Then it's fuckin rad.

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Your dick is big.

My dick is bigger.

But neither compare.

To the dick on that nigger.

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I am Man.
Hear me roar!

You are Woman.
Clean the floor!

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Guess what I just did.
I woke up next to your mom.
She sucks a mean dick.
#Haiku

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Roses are red
Periods are too
But that doesn't mean
That I won't fuck you

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When I'm at my work,
I go into the bathroom,
And I masturbate.
#Haiku

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mom
And out popped you

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There once was a guy named Dave
Who dug up a slut in a grave
She was moldy and shitty
And had just one titty
But look at the money he saved

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I said what I meant
I meant what I said
I’m hung like an elephant
Just bring me to bed.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass.
Now two of his teeth are missing.

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If we start dating
But don't have enough sex
I'll kick you to the curb
Just like every other ex

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Woke up this morning
A laugh in my heart
My ass in her face
Awaiting my fart

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She listens pretty well,
Doesn't do a lot of bitchin.
But when I put her in her place,
I shove that slut into the kitchen.

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Mary had a little boy,
His skin was dark and brown.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The niglet was around.

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In the peaceful evening mist,
There's a twinkle in your eye,
Sucks for you we'll never fuck,
You look too much like a guy.