You’ll get:
- A reworked Resume that actually gets recruiters to reply 📄
- LinkedIn optimization so you show up in recruiter searches 🔍
- A referral bonus if you refer someone 👌🏾
Want a free check first? Send me your Resume & I'll tell you 3 things to fix.
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A company is looking for anyone that can manage emails, organize calendars, track tasks and keep things running smoothly 📧📅
You'll work 10-20hrs/week and payment is done weekly 💰
Deadline for application is 12th October, 2026.
I'm now 31. I can't work as a graduate trainee in most banks or Fintech in Nigeria due to age.
Their criteria is always;
> below 27
> NYSC certificate
>2.1
> atleasg 1yr experience
But if I manage to stay alive till 75yrs, when my brain cells will need more sleep then I'll be more than qualified to be the president of Nigeria that will determine the existence of any bank or industry in the country.
A single Policy made by President Tinubu on May 29th 2023 threw over 30million people below poverty line.
He doesn't have a first class.
He didn't go to any university.
He's not young.
But he's qualified to rule Nigeria because the criteria to rule Nigerians is to be dubious and incompetent.
Make it make sense
We designed a system to have the best in Private sectors and the worst in Politics running the Affairs of the entire nation.
Judicious in Micro economics but dastardly stupid in macroeconomic conditions.
You’ll get:
- A reworked Resume that actually gets recruiters to reply 📄
- LinkedIn optimization so you show up in recruiter searches 🔍
- A referral bonus if you refer someone 👌🏾
Want a free check first? Send me your Resume, & I'll tell you 3 things to fix 📲
Before you install CCTV, know this.
Once the camera records identifiable people, their image is personal data. Under the Nigeria Data Protection Act 2023, you are expected to make the surveillance obvious. Put a clear, visible notice at the entrance or around the area being recorded. Do not hide the cameras.
If visitors, workers, tenants or members of the public are being recorded without notice, the Nigeria Data Protection Commission can treat it as a data protection breach. Penalties can reach ₦10 million or 2% of annual gross revenue for controllers of major importance. Your cameras should also stay within your property. Pointing them into a neighbour’s compound or public space beyond your boundary can create legal trouble.
Security is necessary. Secret
recording is not the same thing.
If you already have CCTV installed, did you put up a notice?
If you're a Nigerian student or graduate, I bet this update is yours 🫵
You'll perform AI assessment projects across any field but most recommendably your field of study. If you don't have any field, language-related tasks would do.
Beginner tasks pay 💰$5-$15 while student related assessments pay up to $500 per month.
Payment can be done via local bank transfer. 😌
If you got a First or Second Class Upper and see a funded opportunity for a Master's at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard or MIT, apply o. But do it with diligence. Do some research about people who have been accepted and what else they offered beyond academics.
Don’t forget that working in your mum’s shop is useful experience, as is volunteering for a community-based organisation. Your only claim to fame cannot be “I made a First.” So, you made a First. What now happened? First Class na water in these schools. You need to show that there is something special about you. What is it?
Treat the application like a professional exam. Give it everything you can and turn every little attribute you have, every adversity you have survived, into a plus.
What’s the worst that could happen? Enh?
I am Ezemmuo. I know things.
The most misused word in Nigeria has to be “ramifications.”
Here are 10 words Nigerians commonly misuse:
1.🔹Ramifications
People think it means “in all ways.”
But it simply means consequences or effects.
2.🔹Double-dating
People think it means dating two people at once.
But it simply means two different couples going on a date together.
3.🔹Bogus
People think it means “very big.”
But it actually means fake or fraudulent.
4.🔹Severally
People think it means “many times.”
But it actually means separately or individually.
5.🔹Lousy
People think it means “noisy.”
But it actually means terrible or of poor quality.
6.🔹Dupe
People think a dupe is a scammer.
But a dupe is actually the person who has been deceived or scammed.
7.🔹Herbalist
People often use it to mean a “witch doctor.”
But a herbalist is someone who practises herbal medicine.
8.🔹Invaluable
People think it means “useless.”
But it actually means extremely valuable.
9.🔹Nonchalant
People think it means negligent or careless.
But it actually means calm and unconcerned.
10.🔹Stubborn
People think it means playful or troublesome.
But it simply means unwilling to change your mind or behaviour.