Primate Productions

professional slanderer. exiled from the village for shitting in the community well.

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Elon Musk Ruined Twitter

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Need to lock in

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Those who can’t will always hate those who will

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If you ever feel like being wrong, argue with me.

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God really saw me living positively and seeing the goodness of humanity and then he stuck me in an airport.

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Greta roasted Tate so hard they arrested him😭

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I need to go to the restroom, give me 3-5 business days.

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I don’t want much for Christmas this year, just put me in the National Archives museum with a couple bottles of whiteout and a ballpoint pen.

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I think that being called a nose breather should be a compliment. Aw you help at soup kitchens? What a nose breather😊.

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Can’t figure out what side to take in politics? Find the most offensive thing you can say, and tweet it. Run for president in 15 years. Thank me later.

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Slander of the universe has begun