Old Mom Wisdom™

Things that Moms would say to all children, young and grown. Quirky•Love•Funny•Sad•Happy•Wise•
Truth• Old Mom loves you no matter what.

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

#HappeeBirthdaeHarry
#HarryPotter
#oldmomlovesyou

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Hey...it's OKAY not to answer the phone when I call. I will hit ☎redial every hour until you answer or call me back AND when I'm dead, I will haunt your ass! 👻
Love you so much,
xx OldMom
#FebruaryFeeling
#CallMom

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Hello 2019!
Let's be kind
Let's be considerate.
Let's be respectful.
Also, you best get a book and school yourself in the long lost art of #class and #manners
Let's bring back being classy.
Let's bring back manners.
#Goalsfor2019

[MOTORLORD Offïciäl @_MOTORLORD]

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9pm @12NorthSportsBar #getreadytorock #marcy #ny… https://t.co/PRAm2Uqyhd

[MOTORLORD Offïciäl @_MOTORLORD]

Saturday,January 19th @ 9pm

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

#TuesdayThoughts
Call Mom today. Just #Thank her.

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Make time for your children. Enjoy the time that you have with them. They will miss you when you're gone. So make it easier on them, be up in their business. They will remember how much you were there for them, not how much you weren't.
#CherishEveryMoment

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

It is #WINTER people. PLEASE #BUNDLE up your children or I will come at you.
#HOODIES are not coats.
#Coat
#hats
#gloves
#boots

[Mark O'Brien @markobrienNL]

Happy New Year! Let’s stop tearing each other apart and have a laugh for God’s sake.

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Sometimes it's okay to #cuss #swear... just don't let #oldmom hear it!

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Imagine if John Lennon was here Watching the Wheels go round and round. The world would definitely be a different place.
#JohnLennon

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Learning from your mistakes. Makes one wiser. #winwin

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

It's OK to pace the house until the kids come home from the 1st day of school! Follow that bus!! 😆 #backtoschool #separation #anxiety

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Love is when OldMom calls you up on the telephone to check on you after a bit of bad weather and you are 45 years old. #oldmomlovesyou4ever

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Tell your kiddos that you love them everyday and make sure they know it! #showthemthelove

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Sometimes it is the little things that make the big things seem small. #perspective

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Old Mom loves you no matter what. #unconditionallove

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Always wear #clean #underwear
... because you never know!
#Always #BePrepared

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Get knocked down 7 times, get up 8... #bootstraps #dustoff #getup #innerstrength #gotime #bringit

[Old Mom Wisdom™ @OldMomWisdom]

Unplug the devices and #socialize with one another! It's a dying art!!
#social #interaction #humantouch