Nick Thomas

I pressure wash Gary Busey's teeth as my day job.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

for no reason whatsoever, I'm plugging a short film a made a few years ago because I really love it and didn't promote it enough at the time. here's a teaser I cut for it. go watch it here:
https://t.co/uXNDFfM34A

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Last time I visited my mom she was talking about a comedian she saw on TV that was funny and when I asked her who it was she said "Jeff Dye"

[Jace Avery @lemonpartyshow2]

Getting my dog bottom surgery tomorrow

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Lol

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Sucks we're gonna be deprived of hours upon hours of this just bc of a simple misunderstanding from the most likeable person I can think of.

[Liam 💮 @OfficialLiamo]

When your wife texts you "It's over, I'm moving to Israel" when you're lowk topless on live

[CLINICAL DEPRESSION @VIRILE_BEARD]

At midnight your cat grows opposable thumbs and begins slamming every cabinet door in your kitchen. They rot off the moment you wake.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@VIRILE_BEARD It's sad, really. I remember a time when we used to have Jobs, Hope, & Cash. Now we have Benjamin Netanyahu & something else.

[CLINICAL DEPRESSION @VIRILE_BEARD]

Everyone say ‘ok boomer’, but no one ask ‘boomer okay?’

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Big respect to the first person that can name the absolutely kick ass song I used in this.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Clearing up storage on my Google Drive and I just have a really hard time letting go of stuff like this I forgot making to show to like 1 person.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

I used to spend way to much time making videos like this to annoy literally 2 co-workers from a past job. Sometimes you do stuff simply for love of the game.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@_vandul Sad how just from this picture you can see the Hepatitis ripping through his bloodstream. He will be missed.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

My favorite clip of the H3 podcast

[NickRochefort @thugthief]

Turnstile is fuckin wack. Astroturfed rage against the machine mini movement repeat program give your money to the small bands. No rep.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@shroomsocialist The last image lol

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@svenstoffels @AlfredAlfer77 Thank you for your service

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@_vandul Lol honestly considered ordering it too

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@CharmVersus Let's not forget blatantly modeling his show after Stern during his golden era.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

Never understood the urge to watch and enjoy anything Ethan Klein does. Anything resembling being funny he ever did was stolen from Sam Hyde or someone else.

[Nick Thomas @onedumbboy]

@CharmVersus Incredible stuff pretty consistently

[Sven Stoffels @svenstoffels]

Bringing back the classics