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Plausible Fiction. Teacher.

Street life, school affairs, if it bothers you, that's the point.

Biased Arsenal fan.

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

At my Barber's today.

He asked me, "1994 to 2026 is 30 years, right?"

I said 32.

He hissed and said "And I've not achieved anything".

He didn't know he was talking to himself and I was reasoning about mine.

May what it takes to feel complete never elude us.

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

@Nzekes_c Easy peasy

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This lady came to withdraw at my POS to go see "her man".

But the money hasn't "dropped".

She called the man and handed the phone to me.

The man said to me, "I no want send money until I've seen her, she don too chop me".

I smiled.

I asked the lady, if she knew him, she said yes.

I told her the money would drop that it's network.

She asked if I was sure...

"Olorun".🤗

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@IamSeiyifa Thanks brother

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@Greenwitch44 Free assist provider.

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@Thugwarr Yes na, I don already swear.

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@globil24 That's the only way the man would receive maximum dividend of his investment.

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@Agu_champion She enter bike dey go na

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@chrisbey2021 Always at the service of humanity.

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Someone has been trying to hack my WhatsApp since three days.

I'll just let them get it, so they'll see how boring my life has been.

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@kenzy_iam Lol, wicked man.

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@SimonKris1 That's what a brother lives for.

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@Alamposa I'll never watch a man suffer on a sudden.

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@TalkswithAkwa Na for my front she enter bike 🤗🤗🤗

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@MOyindamol54953 I'm always on the side of justice. 😂

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@streetcated It's a sin that turns my stomach.

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@adebisiloh 90 minutes goalless.

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@Bunmie_oguns @Ruky_Baby27 Lol, without giving me money, it's more annoying.

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For more than three hours today, I couldn't open my eyes properly.

The ceiling was turning and the floor was dancing.

I was reliving old memories and over remembering past events.

Before this started, my neighbor gave me one herb that's been submerged in a bottle of gin, he claimed it relieved stress.

I took two gulps and didn't like the taste so I passed it back to him.

6,7,8,9 minutes...the day went dark.

I couldn't feel my legs, I was floating, I opened my door but couldn't feel the knob.

I lay down but couldn't feel my flesh against the sheets.

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

@BBCatalyst @Ruky_Baby27 Lol, thank God I first talk am, I would have regretted not saying it. 🤣