Hannah

I once got bitten by a penguin and I'm devastated to report, it doesn't give you any penguin related super power.

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Hayfever has well and truly found me. How the fuck is my fave itchy from the inside?! 😭 #hayfever

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Can't be bothered with the texture of oranges.

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Low key loving Ted Lasso.

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

We all know Karishma has won 😂 #TheApprentice

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

I love getting messages from my Brownies parents addressed to 'Barn Owl' 😂

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

All the boys patting themselves on the back when Karishma carried the task and bossed it 🙄 #TheApprentice

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

My colleague has been loudly filing her nails for the last 20 minutes. Jail.

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

@HoraceOflaherty Devastated 😩

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Obsessed with Caroline, she's incredible! 😍 #MasterChefTheProfessionals

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Will Poulter laughs like Tina Belcher 😂😍 #DragRaceUK #DragRaceUKvstheWorld

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Andrea looks like the Other Mother from Coraline #TheApprentice

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Just booked another trip to Japan 🙊 With Ted this time 🥰

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Anthropologie is Urban Outfitters for Millennials.

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Me: I just don't feel Christmassy this year.
Also me: 'Yeah! Let's watch Homicide New York again tonight!'

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Just had a phone call from a random customer to compliment my design work 🎉

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Nothing prepares you for your child getting caramel out of their nose at bedtime, and eating it, like it's the most normal thing in the world 🤢🫠

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Turns out I'm the kind of person who has emergency Earl Grey tea.

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

I'm so old my bones sound like the Funnybones audio book 💀

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

Matty Healy looks like he cries after sex ❤️

[Hannah @OnlyHans23]

I'm not sure how old the work experience kid thinks I am but, god love him, he felt the need to mansplain how hashtags work to me today 🪦