Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷

Things I do well: design, write, build, present, learn, analyze, craft, karaoke, and nap. Spending my days changing the face of govt with @sheshouldrun. 💪

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@hexomatt Ughh, you’re such a Riff Raff.

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[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

Okay, he’s shouted “FUCK YOU!!!” at least 25 times in the last 15 minutes and it’s really unnerving.

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

Neighbor across the courtyard has been screaming and chanting throughout the entire Phillies game. My windows are closed and I can hear his expletives at full volume.

I don’t think there is anything on tv that could make me shout like that. The closest was the 2016 election.

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

Maybe I’m missing out. I should create a Bake Off chant for this season.

“Let’s eat pastries! 👏👏👏👏👏”

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

I think I’ve reached my breaking point. Yesterday I cried because my nose started running and I just could not handle one more thing.

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

@carltonkirby Will you be selling copies of this codec?

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

@AskTSA Hi there. I have a flight in 7 hours and precheck didn’t show up on my boarding pass even though I have Global Entry. I submitted a form via the website and sent my info via FB messenger. Trying here as well since you seem to be a human. 😊

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

Me at my happiest.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Sometimes we all need to be alone.

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

I just spent a few minutes scrolling through tiktok and got three videos about moving abroad. What does my algorithm know that I don’t???

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

For my entire life, I fantasized about singing in a band but never pursued it. I had no experience. I wasn’t talented enough.

Last fall, at 42 years old, I joined a band. Today we released our first singles.

Don’t let yourself get in your own way!

https://t.co/lKEFchdqsy

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Last night I made this silly painting of a blueberry and posted a picture. My mom called to say she can’t stop looking at it and feels very emotional. So do I recommend a therapist or suggest she start journaling?

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

I always wondered why I was able to drink a latte and take a 2 hour nap immediately after.

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

@platypusjones Large Marge traumatized me too!

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

Today a woman pointed at my new tattoo and asked what it was. I said it was a Korean flag. She paused and cautiously asked, “You’re a fan of Korea…in general?”

Realized she couldn’t tell I was Korean which must have made the tattoo choice seem SUPER odd.

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@justinahrens @letourdefrance @chasingwonder Did you get good swag from the caravan??

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

Okay, 50% done my streak of 8 days of plans (in addition to work).

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

When Shirley Manson says, “Don’t worry baby, it’ll be alright,” I believe her.

[Melissa Morris Ivone 🇰🇷 @OperationNICE]

I’m so anxious that while walking the dog I told myself I could go inside and cry for a bit. Then I get a call from Rob that his car broke down. So that cry is on hold.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to taper my Paxil dose.

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@platypusjones