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[oreolemon @oreolemon]

I feel like my life would be much less chaotic it weeks had an even number of days.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

@cartoonnetwork @_gabrielpicolo @CartoonNetwork, hear me out. What if you got a small team together to occasionally make, short, 3 or 4 pannel comics with cute little interactions between the CN IPs?

Kinda in the same vein as CN City, but retweetable. 🫠

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Hello, @AmazonHelp. I'm looking for an Amazon phone number that I can call. My boss wants me to sort out the issue with a package return that hasn't been refunded by Amazon yet.

Thank you for your help.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

@dimension20show With only this clip's info, it kinda seems like Ally dislikes "Friend Crush" because it feels like being "Friend Zoned."

I don't think this clip has enough context for me to interpret Ally's perspective.

Idk. I'm a Demi dating an Ace, so together we have a lot of friend crushes

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

I just want to point out how crazy it is that the police officer on trial for killing George Floyd with exesive force is literally named Chauvin!

It's like being named Arson and being tried for burning down a bunch of buildings.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Written communication: Tedious, Easily Misinterpreted, Slow Responses

Humans: "You know what? This would be great to use for work!"

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Hi, @circlepay. Your support team has failed to respond to my support ticket.

I am collecting my tax-relevant data from https://t.co/b1g2nL1kR8. However, my available data is missing crucial gaps in my trade and transfer history.

Will you help correct this problem?

[JustPitch🎃 @just_pitch]

Splatoon community rn...

[Ross Federman @rossfederman]

This just made my night.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Let's go! #CaptureKindness

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

#GivingTuesday is all about sharing a little good.

Join us by using #CaptureKindness in a tweet until 12/4. For each one, we’ll donate 100 meals* to @FeedingAmerica (up to 10 million meals).
https://t.co/yVlvM0Fws2

*$1 provides at least 10 meals. Min donation $100K.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

#GEORGIA you beautiful bastard!

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Retweet this tweet for your chance to win one of four X50 Pro Smartphones. FULL VIDEO - https://t.co/auWN2NQpq8

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

I would just like to say that "Digimon: The Movie" is a coming of age, exorcism film. That is all.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Fun Fact: A microwave is a cupboard that beeps.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

That moment when you go to a catering interview and you're asked if you know how to build a crypto mining rig.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Does anyone else have a "regret list" filled with clothes they passed on buying?

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Me: "I think I might be a sociopath. I don't feel like I have emotions."

Anxiety & fear: "But what about us?"

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

I wonder how expensive the shot was... https://t.co/FdORs2AGK1

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

10 years in the making.

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

Is there any reason why I shouldn't try to get a pet raccoon?

[oreolemon @oreolemon]

It was important for someone to do this.

#Nintendo #Switch #Splatoon #SmashBros