Mary Flanigan

flesh cyborg

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

(Leaning seductively on the kebab counter) so is there a bosswoman

[leftpain @left_plain]

Oh, and 007? Do try not to call them “foids” this time…

[How many days since Mayo last won Sam? @howlongmayo]

0 days

[How many days since Mayo last won Sam? @howlongmayo]

27,322 days

[— @graveair]

Doomscrolling is gambling for revelation, pulling the lever of an infinite slot machine, persuaded that after a billion worthless posts, the next one will finally justify all the others.

[Melanie H @hamnox]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

I think if someone is going to adapt The Odyssey they should get more creative with the setting and medium. Like for example maybe have it be a novel that takes place in Dublin on June 16, 1904

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[Anna Isaac @Annaisaac]

The Guardian has now been told by three sources that in March 2024 Nigel Farage told senior Reform insiders that if he were to resume leadership of the party, and run to be an MP, he would need to be compensated for the financial harm of giving up his City career to spend 20 years campaigning and standing for election again.

Insiders and donors were insistent that Farage needed to return and to take Reform into not only a 2024 general election but a 2029 one, too. He argued that would cost him £5m, the sources said.

No mention was made of security costs in the discussions about needing to replace lost earnings, sources said.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Sing to me, O Muse, a story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I'd put this single paragraph from G. K. Chesterton up against any self-help book out there

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Bro last night was The Home of an Indulgent Mother

[Kirsten @Kirsten3531]

This is my favourite this year

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

There's not a single poem I like.

[mar @viciousmarks]

my english lit professor introduced me to this poem and i think about it so often

[Free Kamau Sadiki @smilectics]

gwendolyn brooks

[indigo @2handedwarrior]

i think about "my brother stole every spoon in the house" like once a week minimum since i first read it

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Leonard Cohen #cancon #basic