Our Rach

I rant. I write. You could say I'm a bit of a Gobshite. You may regret hitting that follow button. Views me own and all that.

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Fuelled by a box of Ferrero Rocher and multiple cups of tea, I wrote this for the Evening Standard last night.
https://t.co/dmxubfoepr

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

I only went on one truly boring dinner date. Great guy, but we didn’t have anything in common and it was dreadful. I came home and told my friend all about how boring he was.

She married him.

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@Teresa_PS He is hilarious

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@Neilsmi25040207 Dunno, I’m working just outside of there so will maybe have a venture to see what’s occurring

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Off to Morecambe for a couple of days tomorrow

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@our_jesse Already has x

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Won £5.40 on last nights Euromillions

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@BenHindley OMG, I haven’t seen that in years!

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@eddie_corrigan Hahahahahahaha

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@ImNotRealLad I know, racking up the north west mileage aren’t I

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@boulton1977_rob Was meant to be Liverpool but I’m now needed just outside of Morecambe now instead for work!

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@3Dprinter81 Ah I’m working on the outskirts

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@Teresa_PS Not to mention we got this email before we got the back to school information which only came the DAY BEFORE school started. And don’t get me started on the timetable access!

[Teresa Parker @Teresa_PS]

This week I received a patronising email from my boys' school and a flyer about attendance. The emphasis on blaming parents - and we don't take our kids out of school - totally misses the point that many kids are not in school because they have additional needs, not on holiday.

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@terrymardee 7 days at sea on those long term ones!

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Looking at those long term cruises that I wouldn't go on and could never afford but what happens if on day 3 you're pig sick of everyone and you want to come home? Is there a plan for that?

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@TLR_Cornell I need more info please

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@Thighboots2 but what if you're at sea for 7 days?

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@wellers23 Yeah I lack all of that

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Can’t get one question right. Just realised I’m old enough to be every single one of the contestants Mother. Fuck this I’m going a bed #universitychallenge

[Our Rach @our_rach]

@CBrand_79 And that’s the real quiz