The Mayor From Jaws

Attempt number 3, this time without insulting Jimmy Kimmel

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

Okay, but you were 100% going to vape at the concert lmao.

[🌈coochie prosciutto 凤凰 𖤐 👉🏻🤛🏻 🖤 @xaliuqs_mcg]

ppl say stuff like this but fr, we gave up $300 worth of tix to see death cab bc the venue (outdoor btw!) refused entry with vape devices. nothin on the tix, no way to know beforehand. the bouncer was like "put it in yr car" okay thanks, we bussed there. "hide it somewhere" >

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@klarnic_debt Valerie's always starting shit in the goodwill Facebook groups.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

A new trend of people making multi tweet threads that could easily be edited into one tweet and not indicating that it's multiple tweets and frequently having the first tweet end mid sentence drives me crazy and is definitely a way of gaming the algorithm.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@SHOTMYCOMPUTER @JeffMoo62074 @Semprini20 @1800ghostman Or someone that was in kindergarten in 2008, per the previous tweet.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@dizzydoinggreat @facetedcarapace He didn't have to worry about bloodwork or antibiotics, just got to manhandle some bones like he always wanted to.

[The HockeySport Podcast @HockeySportPod]

Usually when an American team wins the Stanley Cup, they owe their win to the Canadian Youth Hockey system.

This is gonna be the first Stanley Cup won thanks to the Canadian Judicial system.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@SamtheNightOwl @willowwake Yeah, but you still can get paged by ER attendings that want to pawn off every rash to someone by saying it looks like SJS.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@runclepennybags He's been president for 16 months and it's happening every week now.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

The BP takeout container is the best thing about the restaurant.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@PadrePeregrine @IgracBarake @financedystop If they're getting a 2500$ benefit then they need to pay taxes on that.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@corporatecake The fetishism some people have for physical books is so bizarre.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@falseroxy My SIL swears celery juice worked wonders for her

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@_parasocial @_celia_bedelia_ @offbeatorbit The reality is young men get almost 0 medical procedures and almost never go to the doctor, that's why there are so relatively few horror stories about the young male experience at the doctor.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

A bunch of nurses I know made a big stink about how the hospital had to bring in "fentanyl proof gloves" because they were utterly destroyed by copaganda.

[antifa barbie @evilgilby]

somebody at the glove company was like “i know how to sell more gloves to cops”

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

127 hours is the story of a brave boulder that tries to save the world from James Franco.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@coopercooperco It might be the most unethical documentary show ever produced but it's still genius.

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@Norian_Creature @JKJeonEuphoria @collarpilled Lmao, you can go 8-12 hours without water.

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

it's you, it's you, it's all for you
everything I do

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

@jessehawken No one has "filled his void" properly since that time he "smoked cigars" with Rush

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

Listening to Yes and having a panic attack

[David Simmons @WholeTimeDavid]

@protectfromHEAT Had to pause and just turn the music off and drive in silence after this shit